Chicken Fried Grammy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 05:23:01 February 1, 2010 05:23:01

In many ways, this made me more sad than her bald head. Because it’s like she showed up completely unaware that the last five years just happened. Britney arrived and there was a commotion and she didn’t wear pants and then I totally forgot about her the rest of the show.

It’s not the scandalous Britney with the horrid clothes. It’s not even the oversexualised child minx with less talent but more “it”. The Britney of now resembles an inappropriately dressed wife of someone random executive – the lady you laugh at after she walks by... not unlike what Heather Mills once was. Matter of fact, Heather Mills probably would have worn this at one time.

Why am I using Britney Spears and Heather Mills in the same sentence?

This is devastating.

Is that the story? That Britney is no longer the story?

Photos from Larry Busacca/Christopher Polk/

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