The Future Lindsay vs Hilary?

April 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood.

Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’t mean to be mean, I’d certainly rather my smutty sense turn off in this situation but given the dramatic lives of their predecessors, it’s hard not to wonder – who’ll go first?

Both attended the Kids’ Choice Awards at the weekend but while Jamie Lynn glowed healthy in orange, can’t say the same for Emma.

And it’s not just that she’s so painfully thin. There’s something about the colour of her skin, you know? And a certain weight in her eyes - I apologise if this offends you but she reminds me of Allegra Versace. Do you know what’s happening to Allegra Versace?

Or not. Maybe it’s just me. I hope it’s just me.


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