Chicken Fried No Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 00:00:00 December 12, 2007 00:00:00

Stupid stupid stupid.

Britney Spears was scheduled to show up in court today to be deposed by KFed’s lawyer as part of their ongoing custody battle. She would have been grilled on drug use and suspect parenting techniques and how much sex she’s been having with random men.

Big surprise….she decided not to bother due to an unspecified illness and a friend apparently told TMZ that “there"s a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness. The anxiety is making her sick. It"s just too crazy."


Give me a f&cking break. She’s surrounded by madness all the time. She has her own paparazzi entourage! How is this any different from yesterday? From Monday? From two Sundays ago?


She bailed because she is weak. She bailed because she has no accountability…not even to her children. She bailed because she is selfish.

We at Covenant House Vancouver work with at-risk young mothers all the time. They turn tricks on the streets, they are seriously addicted and mentally challenged. And still, for many of them, even though their pimps may have beat the sh*t out of them the night before, they still oftentimes manage to make it to family services for a child care hearing.

This bitch drives a Mercedes and makes $700K a month. She has enough energy to make it to Starbucks on the hour, every hour. She can screw up the courage to walk around without panties and flash for the cameras.

So you’re telling me fighting for her kids wasn’t enough motivation to inspire her to swallow her “fear”?

And what do you mean trapped inside her house? Isn’t she staying the Four Seasons?!?!?

PS. It"s cold here in Vancouver. And our street youth population is suffering. So if you have any extra, we"d appreciate your generosity. Our 30 days for 30 nights campaign helps shelter and clothe and feed 100 young people during the month of December. Thanks for your support.

Photos from Wenn

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