Britney Day in Vegas
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Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour...
If you're over 50!
Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down.
But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Go ahead and call me a c-nt. But I find that depressing.