sh-tting on the Midas Touch

August 22, 2007 06:38:18 Posted at August 22, 2007 06:38:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid.

Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been recorded last month, and apparently Britney bailed at the last minute, essentially pissing away a golden opportunity, perhaps the ONLY golden opportunity, to work with the hottest, most successful partnership in music today. Even Madonna has even enlisted the services of Timberlake and Timbaland.

It’s kind of sweet, really. That Justin was generous enough to write something specifically for his old flame. And although they were not scheduled to actually be present together in studio, their voices were to have been arranged and merged later. Timbaland was also devoting a week to the project – a week of precious time to help pop’s laziest tart get her sh-t right. And she shat on the offer.

According to an insider:
"Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she"s done enough work . . . She"s an easy target right now, because she"s . . . sick. People like her are sick. It"s like an anorexic who"s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It"s sad because what she"s got - and we"ve heard it"s like bipolar disorder - can easily be treated with medication, but she won"t do it."

And now she’s headed to the VMAs without a hit. As the industry has passed her by, as chances of a legitimate comeback look increasingly remote, her reckless decision to turn away the coveted attention of the two with the Midas Touch will have lasting consequences. The way it looks now, only Madonna could persuade JT and Timbaland to reconsider. Only Madonna can slap that twat upside the head and hopefully lift the 3 year cheeto induced fog that has all but destroyed one of Hollywood’s most intriguing personalities.


Don’t these pictures make you sad? Especially the classic head to toe matching denim they rocked together on the carpet?

I miss them.


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