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Chicken Fried fresh summer crazy

July 2, 2010 07:31:58 Posted at July 2, 2010 07:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Jesus Lord, what the F-CK is happening here? Chicken Fried Britney hit up a Starbucks yesterday with her bodyguard and decided to dress up for the occasion. Her weave cooperated as well. And for some reason, she was extra animated on the way to the car in the parking, happy one minute, agitated the next, and freaking our sh-t out as a result. Full Story

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Your girl-kiss is tired

June 4, 2010 10:33:07 Posted at June 4, 2010 10:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two months ago when JailBait Miley Cyrus’s video for Can’t Be Tamed was released, I wrote this article laying back to back her effort in comparison to Lindsay Lohan’s for Rumours, both poor imitations of Britney Spears, especially the Sweaty Group Dancing. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Twitter

May 26, 2010 12:49:40 Posted at May 26, 2010 12:49:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently she’s taken down Ashton Kutcher for Twitter supremacy and now has more followers. At least that was 2 days ago. Sh-t happens so fast on Twitter, and Justin Bieber fans are so f-cking crazy, they’re probably mobilising to make him #1 by tomorrow. This though illustrates Twitter’s weakness. Full Story

Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend?

May 11, 2010 08:23:49 Posted at May 11, 2010 08:23:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so mangy, and there’s not sh-t falling out of it, and her clothes, they seem tidy enough. Full Story

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Sweaty Group Dancing

May 5, 2010 07:31:01 Posted at May 5, 2010 07:31:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’s on her Maturity Mission. Full Story

Chicken Fried driving meltdown

April 7, 2010 09:08:19 Posted at April 7, 2010 09:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could just be a case of Photo Assumption but the paps are claiming that Britney and Jason Trawick, her agent boyfriend, had a huge scrap in the car yesterday while she was driving. Which makes him a f-cking dumbass. I’m not the greatest driver in the world but you’re safer with me than you are in a car with Fried Chicken. Full Story

Chicken Fried Fro-Yo

April 6, 2010 14:15:15 Posted at April 6, 2010 14:15:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from that busted weave and her boots, it’s not so bad, is it? Relatively speaking. Britney and Jason Trawick went for frozen yoghurt yesterday. Apparently her eye makeup was super smudged and Jason seemed subdued but no crazy sh-t went down. So all in all, a successful outing. Amazingly enough, there’s currently nothing on the Chicken Fried schedule. Full Story

Chicken Fried ass pants

March 18, 2010 15:23:00 Posted at March 18, 2010 15:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing with relative. Full Story

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Not brunette just yet

March 18, 2010 07:18:06 Posted at March 18, 2010 07:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and her blonde hair actually looked clean. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Grammy

February 1, 2010 05:23:01 Posted at February 1, 2010 05:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In many ways, this made me more sad than her bald head. Because it’s like she showed up completely unaware that the last five years just happened. Britney arrived and there was a commotion and she didn’t wear pants and then I totally forgot about her the rest of the show. It’s not the scandalous Britney with the horrid clothes. Full Story

Chicken Fried skinny, dick, and court

January 22, 2010 07:25:23 Posted at January 22, 2010 07:25:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney was photographed leaving the gym yesterday with Jason Trawick still brown and, according to the paps, looking “stick thin”. I’m also worried about her hairline now. Wait, one sec. Just did a quick google. It seems it’s been like this a while. She’s never really had good hair, has she? There’s been concern about her state of mind since the colour change and the hotel living, but she seems to have worked up a good sweat, trained hard, and this is one of the few good signs. Full Story