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Sinkhole & Sons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 07:48:52 August 19, 2010 07:48:52

Should be the name of a plumbing company. Chicken Fried Britney tweeted from the Glee set yesterday – photo attached – where she’s working on the all-Britney episode which is kinda like reminding her: see how awesome you used to be before the crazy took over? At some point during the day, Britney also hooked up with her kids, took them to Johnny Rockets. Full Story

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Chicken Fried – back to the studio!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 07:41:34 August 13, 2010 07:41:34

That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to the studio! Goddamn I loved her so much in that role. Full Story

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Chicken Fried fixes her Sinkhole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 08:53:24 August 4, 2010 08:53:24

Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days. Full Story

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Please. Just. Shave.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 06:58:16 July 21, 2010 06:58:16

Like, all of it. Bald is SO underrated. And Bald is always, ALWAYS, better than this. Here’s Chicken Fried Britney hitting up a Crate & Barrel yesterday and while you think it’s (relatively) normal from the front, it turns out around and that sh-t gets frightening. I mean truly, truly disturbing. Full Story

Chicken Fried fresh summer crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2010 07:31:58 July 2, 2010 07:31:58

Sweet Jesus Lord, what the F-CK is happening here? Chicken Fried Britney hit up a Starbucks yesterday with her bodyguard and decided to dress up for the occasion. Her weave cooperated as well. And for some reason, she was extra animated on the way to the car in the parking, happy one minute, agitated the next, and freaking our sh-t out as a result. Full Story

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Your girl-kiss is tired

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 10:33:07 June 4, 2010 10:33:07

Two months ago when JailBait Miley Cyrus’s video for Can’t Be Tamed was released, I wrote this article laying back to back her effort in comparison to Lindsay Lohan’s for Rumours, both poor imitations of Britney Spears, especially the Sweaty Group Dancing. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 12:49:40 May 26, 2010 12:49:40

Apparently she’s taken down Ashton Kutcher for Twitter supremacy and now has more followers. At least that was 2 days ago. Sh-t happens so fast on Twitter, and Justin Bieber fans are so f-cking crazy, they’re probably mobilising to make him #1 by tomorrow. This though illustrates Twitter’s weakness. Full Story

Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 08:23:49 May 11, 2010 08:23:49

It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so mangy, and there’s not sh-t falling out of it, and her clothes, they seem tidy enough. Full Story

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Sweaty Group Dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 07:31:01 May 5, 2010 07:31:01

Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’s on her Maturity Mission. Full Story

Chicken Fried driving meltdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2010 09:08:19 April 7, 2010 09:08:19

Could just be a case of Photo Assumption but the paps are claiming that Britney and Jason Trawick, her agent boyfriend, had a huge scrap in the car yesterday while she was driving. Which makes him a f-cking dumbass. I’m not the greatest driver in the world but you’re safer with me than you are in a car with Fried Chicken. Full Story