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Madge Can Control Everything

March 31, 2008 08:32:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 08:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Madonna interview with Vanity Fair… First – her images. She looks amazing. Look at that ass. Don’t tell me that ass is photoshopped. You KNOW her ass is tight. Yes… that tight. And then there’s the interview. Madonna the artist, Madonna the visionary, Madonna the preacher, blah blah blah. Full Story

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Madge is Everywhere

March 28, 2008 07:38:37 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s working hard for Hard Candy and she’s landed on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair – the Green Issue – looking tighter than ever. Amazingly enough… Britney has something to do with that. Turns out, Britney’s new album is what Madge listens to when she’s at the gym every day. Full Story

Makeover of the Decade

March 27, 2008 12:41:03 Posted at March 27, 2008 12:41:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. There is actually a publicist/PR coach who is cleverer than Jessica Biel’s. And Jessica Biel’s publicist is a fecking genius. After all, that girl has gone from average looking borderline herm tv girl with a shelf ass to a wannabe movie actress dating a Pipsqueak. It’s like the showbiz equivalent of a hole-in-one, you know? The most challenging achievement in the world. Full Story

Chicken Fried DuBois

March 27, 2008 11:21:58 Posted at March 27, 2008 11:21:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael K at DListed called it A Cheeto Named Desire. Best.Title.Ever. He’s reporting that Britney has been asked to play Blanche DuBois in the London stage production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Full Story

Chicken Fried Farewell?

March 25, 2008 07:21:42 Posted at March 25, 2008 07:21:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney’s much ballyhooed appearance on How I Met Your Mother last night – a stroke of casting genius. There were people (like me) who don’t even watch that show who made sure to set the DVR. I tuned in for Britney, I came out with a major hard-on for Sarah Chalke. Still… it’s true: Britney is a booming business. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pisses on a Ladybug

March 20, 2008 08:37:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 08:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And sad. But funny! Am going to hell. South Park last night – if you haven’t already, you will lose your sh*t. Seriously gossips, it was hysterical right off the get. For some reason, it kills me how excited the dad is while riveted to Britney Watch with his throwaway “trainwreck” comments. Full Story

How I Met Your Chicken Fried Mother

March 18, 2008 08:28:49 Posted at March 18, 2008 08:28:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been a while since there was actually something not sad to say about Chicken Fried Stupid. But since Daddy’s come ‘round, Britney Spears has been forced into a state of less craziness and the improvement has been gradual but remarkable. She’s even working again and I’m sure you know, she’ll be guest starring on How I Met Your Mother on an episode that will air next week. Full Story

Madge Makes Pippy Hot

March 11, 2008 06:46:00 Posted at March 11, 2008 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like the opposite of Hollywood Ebola’s sh*t by association – I mean, if you’re good enough for Madonna… And obviously Pippy is good enough for Madonna. After all, only Madonna could pull out those balls and demand the man within. As such, there was a little something something about Justin last night. Full Story

The Ultimate Use

March 3, 2008 09:24:00 Posted at March 3, 2008 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind KFed or Adnan or Sam Lutfi or even her parents… you haven’t been used til you’ve been used by Heidi Montag and Spencer sh*t. Click here for the Heidi/Britney duet called “Dramatic”. Can’t believe those two haven’t joined forces yet with Paris Hilton. Full Story

A New Weave

February 14, 2008 07:42:39 Posted at February 14, 2008 07:42:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not the greatest, but it’s a good start. Britney at the dance studio yesterday – she worked out for over an hour, supposedly as part of an intense training program before kicking off a new tour. Tour??? They worked her to the bone as an adolescent and they want to send her right back on the road in the midst of the crazy? If true… bad move. Full Story

Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone

February 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her child, how she managed to saunter outta there without her parents throwing themselves in her way is beyond me. Full Story