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Chicken Fried Radiohead

May 8, 2008 07:08:56 Posted at May 8, 2008 07:08:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder how Thom Yorke feels about this…Britney Spears leaving the gym yesterday with a copy of In Rainbows in hand. Really??? Britney listens to Radiohead? My husband is a little traumatised about it this morning. Still… it’s nice to see her happy and healthier. She’s on her way to establishing more contact with the kids, she’s not hanging out with random losers, and she looks very, very cute in her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story

Chicken Fried Homecoming

May 5, 2008 04:58:38 Posted at May 5, 2008 04:58:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. Full Story

Monday, April 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Moving is the worst. Moving on a travel weekend is absolute torture. Am on assignment for eTalk.ctv.ca until Wednesday – first Portland, then LA. Two pretty amazing interviews. Hint: Have you read Twilight? More on that later.

So Chicken Fried might be getting better…but Chicken Fried still can’t drive. Britney’s three car fender bender this weekend was the result, supposedly, of her doing her makeup before coming to a full stop. Thing is, I’d be a hypocrite if I slagged her for it. Because I can’t say I’ve never checked my blackberry behind the wheel. Will promise to stop, starting now. After all, I’m also Chinese. Terrible driving combination. By the way – you think she’s in love with her bodyguard? He has her type written all over him. They’ll probably be married by summer.

Monday – am blogging on the fly. Check back often… and I need your help! See below, am not too proud to beg.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is not cranky. Also not Hilary Swank. No awards for this anorexic.

Photos from Wenn.com

Madge Can Control Everything

March 31, 2008 08:32:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 08:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Madonna interview with Vanity Fair… First – her images. She looks amazing. Look at that ass. Don’t tell me that ass is photoshopped. You KNOW her ass is tight. Yes… that tight. And then there’s the interview. Madonna the artist, Madonna the visionary, Madonna the preacher, blah blah blah. Full Story

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Madge is Everywhere

March 28, 2008 07:38:37 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s working hard for Hard Candy and she’s landed on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair – the Green Issue – looking tighter than ever. Amazingly enough… Britney has something to do with that. Turns out, Britney’s new album is what Madge listens to when she’s at the gym every day. Full Story

Makeover of the Decade

March 27, 2008 12:41:03 Posted at March 27, 2008 12:41:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. There is actually a publicist/PR coach who is cleverer than Jessica Biel’s. And Jessica Biel’s publicist is a fecking genius. After all, that girl has gone from average looking borderline herm tv girl with a shelf ass to a wannabe movie actress dating a Pipsqueak. It’s like the showbiz equivalent of a hole-in-one, you know? The most challenging achievement in the world. Full Story

Chicken Fried DuBois

March 27, 2008 11:21:58 Posted at March 27, 2008 11:21:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael K at DListed called it A Cheeto Named Desire. Best.Title.Ever. He’s reporting that Britney has been asked to play Blanche DuBois in the London stage production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Full Story

Chicken Fried Farewell?

March 25, 2008 07:21:42 Posted at March 25, 2008 07:21:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney’s much ballyhooed appearance on How I Met Your Mother last night – a stroke of casting genius. There were people (like me) who don’t even watch that show who made sure to set the DVR. I tuned in for Britney, I came out with a major hard-on for Sarah Chalke. Still… it’s true: Britney is a booming business. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pisses on a Ladybug

March 20, 2008 08:37:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 08:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And sad. But funny! Am going to hell. South Park last night – if you haven’t already, you will lose your sh*t. Seriously gossips, it was hysterical right off the get. For some reason, it kills me how excited the dad is while riveted to Britney Watch with his throwaway “trainwreck” comments. Full Story

How I Met Your Chicken Fried Mother

March 18, 2008 08:28:49 Posted at March 18, 2008 08:28:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been a while since there was actually something not sad to say about Chicken Fried Stupid. But since Daddy’s come ‘round, Britney Spears has been forced into a state of less craziness and the improvement has been gradual but remarkable. She’s even working again and I’m sure you know, she’ll be guest starring on How I Met Your Mother on an episode that will air next week. Full Story

Madge Makes Pippy Hot

March 11, 2008 06:46:00 Posted at March 11, 2008 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like the opposite of Hollywood Ebola’s sh*t by association – I mean, if you’re good enough for Madonna… And obviously Pippy is good enough for Madonna. After all, only Madonna could pull out those balls and demand the man within. As such, there was a little something something about Justin last night. Full Story