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Chicken Fried Pisses on a Ladybug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 08:37:00 March 20, 2008 08:37:00

Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And sad. But funny! Am going to hell. South Park last night – if you haven’t already, you will lose your sh*t. Seriously gossips, it was hysterical right off the get. For some reason, it kills me how excited the dad is while riveted to Britney Watch with his throwaway “trainwreck” comments. Full Story

How I Met Your Chicken Fried Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 08:28:49 March 18, 2008 08:28:49

Been a while since there was actually something not sad to say about Chicken Fried Stupid. But since Daddy’s come ‘round, Britney Spears has been forced into a state of less craziness and the improvement has been gradual but remarkable. She’s even working again and I’m sure you know, she’ll be guest starring on How I Met Your Mother on an episode that will air next week. Full Story

Madge Makes Pippy Hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 06:46:00 March 11, 2008 06:46:00

Like the opposite of Hollywood Ebola’s sh*t by association – I mean, if you’re good enough for Madonna… And obviously Pippy is good enough for Madonna. After all, only Madonna could pull out those balls and demand the man within. As such, there was a little something something about Justin last night. Full Story

The Ultimate Use

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2008 09:24:00 March 3, 2008 09:24:00

Never mind KFed or Adnan or Sam Lutfi or even her parents… you haven’t been used til you’ve been used by Heidi Montag and Spencer sh*t. Click here for the Heidi/Britney duet called “Dramatic”. Can’t believe those two haven’t joined forces yet with Paris Hilton. Full Story

A New Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 07:42:39 February 14, 2008 07:42:39

Not the greatest, but it’s a good start. Britney at the dance studio yesterday – she worked out for over an hour, supposedly as part of an intense training program before kicking off a new tour. Tour??? They worked her to the bone as an adolescent and they want to send her right back on the road in the midst of the crazy? If true… bad move. Full Story

Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 00:00:00 February 7, 2008 00:00:00

Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her child, how she managed to saunter outta there without her parents throwing themselves in her way is beyond me. Full Story

Britney Spears Rolling Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2008 00:00:00 February 6, 2008 00:00:00

By now you’ve heard she’s made the cover –a lengthy expose on what went wrong. The article is better than what you’ll find in People, Us Weekly, In Touch – all of them. It’s well researched, with quotes from legitimate NAMED sources… and while many of you may be sympathising with Spears of late, considering the constant daily updates from the TMZ psych ward (is there such thing as patient confidentiality anymore?), the Rolling Stones portrait is part neutral but also very critical – of her management team, of the media, of society, but especially of Lynne and Jamie’s relentless exploitation of their children, and above all judgment of Britney herself, asserting that she has been complicit in what’s become of her, hell bent on proving to the world that she is not the angel she was sold to be. Full Story

The Battle for Britney: Lynne wins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 07:53:43 January 31, 2008 07:53:43

As mentioned earlier, Sam Lutfi was calling the shots at the hospital re: Britney’s medical care. Now TMZ.com is reporting that Lynne and Jamie have wrested power from the creepy manager and are now in full control of their daughter’s progress. Full Story

Britney Committed, Sam in Control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 00:00:00 January 31, 2008 00:00:00

Drama chez Spears as she kept everyone up again last night as phones rang off the hook starting just after midnight. Here’s the breakdown: - There’s been a plan in motion for days to commit Britney. This explains her parents reassertion into her life. NB - she DID NOT attempt suicide. Did. Full Story

Chicken Fried Intervention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 07:19:11 January 29, 2008 07:19:11

Another epic night – can hardly keep track. In short, Britney and Sam Lutfi had a huge scrap last night in front of the paps. She stormed off, ran off with a couple of photographers, called Adnan, hooked up with him for a while, then came home, had a standoff with her parents, then went out again, returned home for an intervention… and capped off the night – at 1:30am – by driving out to the drug store with her mom Lynne and that creepy Sam. Full Story

Chicken Fried Blender

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 12:24:47 January 28, 2008 12:24:47

This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads:This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” that sends me over the edge. Full Story