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Chicken Fried Blender

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 12:24:47 January 28, 2008 12:24:47

This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads:This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” that sends me over the edge. Full Story

Halle Channels Britney and Sally?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 00:00:00 January 24, 2008 00:00:00

HATE Halle Berry’s new pre-delivery ‘do. Hate it. My producer Jennifer says she looks like Whitney Houston. I say she looks like Britney Spears circa 2005 – pregnant with SPF in the pages of Elle Magazine. As you can see, only Sally Field can make that sh*t work. source Full Story

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Though they had not been seen together since last Thursday, and even though British Britney claimed on camera she’d never heard of him, Adnan is back in the picture. And how. And every paper will buy the photos. Chicken Fried Famewhore never ceases to amaze.

More on Britney and AFed below – on the day his estranged wife files for separation, Adnan “declares” himself on national television. How romantic.

But despite yesterday’s events, there is at least one person who woke up happy this morning. Denise Richards is the new parent pimp on the block, guaranteeing a new generation of Lilo and Brits. Yay.

Wednesday, am online all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday Ilona! 40 is definitely the number that should be named. 40 is the new 30!

PPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Chris Martin. You don’t have to be a real rocker to live the rocker life. Ask James Blunt. Who is also not the uninterrupted cheater but equally as cheesy.

Chicken Fried “Far From Over”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2008 06:58:08 January 23, 2008 06:58:08

Adnan granted an exclusive interview to Entertainment Tonight (claims he wasn’t paid for it) and announced that his relationship with Britney is “far from over”. To prove his point, he and Britney were seen hand in hand yesterday making several stops for the paps on their way to some hotel in Beverly Hills. Full Story

Chicken Fried Keeps An Appointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 11:37:33 January 21, 2008 11:37:33

Can you believe it? Britney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today! She’s with KFed’s lawyers right now. Could Sam Lutfi actually be a positive influence? Snort. Photos attached – Chicken Fried Dog Abuser clutching a hapless pup last night. As the age old question: whether or not she’s sad smut…not that he’s the most compassionate man on earth but even Simon Cowell. Full Story

Chicken Fried AFed-free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 08:26:35 January 21, 2008 08:26:35

Is it over??? The battle for Britney between Sam Lutfi and Adnan the pappy has apparently been waged and won and as of press time, it looks like Sam has emerged victorious now that Britney has f*cked Adnan enough times to get it out of her system. News broke on Saturday that Sam even went so far as to take out a restraining order against Adnan – an report that AFed is disputing. Full Story

Chicken Fried Multiple Personalities?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:53:23 January 18, 2008 06:53:23

It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’s British Girl when she’s supposed to be in court and refuses, she won’t be able to account for it by the time she reverts to whatever “normal girl” happens to be. Full Story

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Every day a new creepy Cruise video. Every day the GMD provides new laughs. It has been a great week so far indeed. But it has been a regular week in the life of Britney Spears. Last night she wore a short skirt and ripped fishnets, went shopping, then made Kitson open up at 2am for an after hours spree, all for the paps of course, with whom she conversed freely, smiling the entire time.

Remember that sense of entitlement? It’s alive and kicking and smeared with chicken fried grease. And definitely not sad smut.

Hopefully that’s the last of her for today. This is, after all, the week of Xenu. Praise Xenu!

Thursday, new posts all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Chicken Fried NOT Crazy???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 08:19:05 January 16, 2008 08:19:05

So says Alli Sims. In an exclusive new interview with Us Weekly, on stands today, Alli Sims, in exchange for some free press for her singing career (snort), is talking about Britney. As reported yesterday, Alli openly expresses her distrust of Adnan Full Story

Chicken Fried Dissention!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 13:02:01 January 15, 2008 13:02:01

There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli tells the magazine that the dude freaks her out and that she’s worried that A-Fed’s plans for Britney are incongruent with any hope that she turns her sh*t around: "I don’t know him. Full Story

Chicken Fried GMD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 00:00:00 January 15, 2008 00:00:00

Several media outlets including Gawker gawker.com and The Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ linked to this video yesterday of Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology. Shot a few years ago, back when he was still Top Gun hot (ish), a painfully INarticulate GMD describes what he calls the “privilege” of being a Scientologist and then goes on to illustrate that privilege with his batsh*t crazy eyes. Full Story