Britney Spears Gossip
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Is it over??? The battle for Britney between Sam Lutfi and Adnan the pappy has apparently been waged and won and as of press time, it looks like Sam has emerged victorious now that Britney has f*cked Adnan enough times to get it out of her system. News broke on Saturday that Sam even went so far as to take out a restraining order against Adnan – an report that AFed is disputing. Full Story
It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’s British Girl when she’s supposed to be in court and refuses, she won’t be able to account for it by the time she reverts to whatever “normal girl” happens to be. Full Story
Every day a new creepy Cruise video. Every day the GMD provides new laughs. It has been a great week so far indeed. But it has been a regular week in the life of Britney Spears. Last night she wore a short skirt and ripped fishnets, went shopping, then made Kitson open up at 2am for an after hours spree, all for the paps of course, with whom she conversed freely, smiling the entire time.
Remember that sense of entitlement? It’s alive and kicking and smeared with chicken fried grease. And definitely not sad smut.
Hopefully that’s the last of her for today. This is, after all, the week of Xenu. Praise Xenu!
Thursday, new posts all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli tells the magazine that the dude freaks her out and that she’s worried that A-Fed’s plans for Britney are incongruent with any hope that she turns her sh*t around: "I don’t know him. Full Story
Several media outlets including Gawker gawker.com and The Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ linked to this video yesterday of Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology. Shot a few years ago, back when he was still Top Gun hot (ish), a painfully INarticulate GMD describes what he calls the “privilege” of being a Scientologist and then goes on to illustrate that privilege with his batsh*t crazy eyes. Full Story
Britney lost her sh*t during a pap swarm this weekend and started cussing out photographers, all while holding the hand of her boyfriend who was on the other side of it two weeks ago. Brilliant, non? What’s most amusing though is that she also gave the paps an earful of her new British accent. Full Story
Things are heating up with Adnan – apparently they’re inseparable. And perhaps the owner of a new Mercedes? Britney took him car shopping over the weekend… wearing the same short lacy dress she wore during her wedding reception and showing off a surprisingly nice back. Her choice of attire of course left everyone debating its intended meaning, sparking rumours about her future with Adnan: will she do the unthinkable and marry him hastily and convert to Islam Full Story
The Shelf Ass has re-emerged. And she’s kicking off 2008 looking like… sh*t. Seriously, seriously awful. More on that later.
Browsing through the new issue of Us Weekly last night, reading through the Britney Time Bomb article but the best part was – guess what the other paps call Adnan? They refer to him as:
Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?
Also today – see the Alba Bitch sneering at KatE.
Friday, blogging all day, don’t forget to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy 24th Birthday Jessica! I hear it’s your first away from home. Wishing you the loveliest Saturday and all the best.
Britney was flanked by two swarthy beaus last night on the town: she and Adnan are now inseparable but their date last night was supervised by none other than Sam Lutfi… WTF? Still, she does look happy, non? Here are the lovebirds at some point in the evening smiling and giggling, not a care in the world. Full Story