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Though they had not been seen together since last Thursday, and even though British Britney claimed on camera she’d never heard of him, Adnan is back in the picture. And how. And every paper will buy the photos. Chicken Fried Famewhore never ceases to amaze.
More on Britney and AFed below – on the day his estranged wife files for separation, Adnan “declares” himself on national television. How romantic.
But despite yesterday’s events, there is at least one person who woke up happy this morning. Denise Richards is the new parent pimp on the block, guaranteeing a new generation of Lilo and Brits. Yay.
Wednesday, am online all day. Refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Happy Birthday Ilona! 40 is definitely the number that should be named. 40 is the new 30!
PPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Chris Martin. You don’t have to be a real rocker to live the rocker life. Ask James Blunt. Who is also not the uninterrupted cheater but equally as cheesy.
Adnan granted an exclusive interview to Entertainment Tonight (claims he wasn’t paid for it) and announced that his relationship with Britney is “far from over”. To prove his point, he and Britney were seen hand in hand yesterday making several stops for the paps on their way to some hotel in Beverly Hills. Full Story
Can you believe it? Britney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today! She’s with KFed’s lawyers right now. Could Sam Lutfi actually be a positive influence? Snort. Photos attached – Chicken Fried Dog Abuser clutching a hapless pup last night. As the age old question: whether or not she’s sad smut…not that he’s the most compassionate man on earth but even Simon Cowell. Full Story
Is it over??? The battle for Britney between Sam Lutfi and Adnan the pappy has apparently been waged and won and as of press time, it looks like Sam has emerged victorious now that Britney has f*cked Adnan enough times to get it out of her system. News broke on Saturday that Sam even went so far as to take out a restraining order against Adnan – an report that AFed is disputing. Full Story
It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’s British Girl when she’s supposed to be in court and refuses, she won’t be able to account for it by the time she reverts to whatever “normal girl” happens to be. Full Story
Every day a new creepy Cruise video. Every day the GMD provides new laughs. It has been a great week so far indeed. But it has been a regular week in the life of Britney Spears. Last night she wore a short skirt and ripped fishnets, went shopping, then made Kitson open up at 2am for an after hours spree, all for the paps of course, with whom she conversed freely, smiling the entire time.
Remember that sense of entitlement? It’s alive and kicking and smeared with chicken fried grease. And definitely not sad smut.
Hopefully that’s the last of her for today. This is, after all, the week of Xenu. Praise Xenu!
Thursday, new posts all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli tells the magazine that the dude freaks her out and that she’s worried that A-Fed’s plans for Britney are incongruent with any hope that she turns her sh*t around: "I don’t know him. Full Story
Several media outlets including Gawker gawker.com and The Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ linked to this video yesterday of Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology. Shot a few years ago, back when he was still Top Gun hot (ish), a painfully INarticulate GMD describes what he calls the “privilege” of being a Scientologist and then goes on to illustrate that privilege with his batsh*t crazy eyes. Full Story
Britney lost her sh*t during a pap swarm this weekend and started cussing out photographers, all while holding the hand of her boyfriend who was on the other side of it two weeks ago. Brilliant, non? What’s most amusing though is that she also gave the paps an earful of her new British accent. Full Story