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Chicken Fried British

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 07:38:50 January 14, 2008 07:38:50

Britney lost her sh*t during a pap swarm this weekend and started cussing out photographers, all while holding the hand of her boyfriend who was on the other side of it two weeks ago. Brilliant, non? What’s most amusing though is that she also gave the paps an earful of her new British accent. Full Story

Chicken Fried Recyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:39:17 January 14, 2008 05:39:17

Things are heating up with Adnan – apparently they’re inseparable. And perhaps the owner of a new Mercedes? Britney took him car shopping over the weekend… wearing the same short lacy dress she wore during her wedding reception and showing off a surprisingly nice back. Her choice of attire of course left everyone debating its intended meaning, sparking rumours about her future with Adnan: will she do the unthinkable and marry him hastily and convert to  Islam  Full Story

Friday, January 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The Shelf Ass has re-emerged. And she’s kicking off 2008 looking like… sh*t. Seriously, seriously awful. More on that later.

Browsing through the new issue of Us Weekly last night, reading through the Britney Time Bomb article but the best part was – guess what the other paps call Adnan? They refer to him as:

A-Fed!!!

Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?

Also today – see the Alba Bitch sneering at KatE.

Friday, blogging all day, don’t forget to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 24th Birthday Jessica! I hear it’s your first away from home. Wishing you the loveliest Saturday and all the best.

Chicken Fried Date Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 07:26:46 January 11, 2008 07:26:46

Britney was flanked by two swarthy beaus last night on the town: she and Adnan are now inseparable but their date last night was supervised by none other than Sam Lutfi… WTF? Still, she does look happy, non? Here are the lovebirds at some point in the evening smiling and giggling, not a care in the world. Full Story

Chicken Fried Trip Fling!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 00:00:00 January 10, 2008 00:00:00

Turns out Britney and Adnan are NOT over. Not even close. On the contrary, TMZ.com reports she boarded a private plane with him late yesterday afternoon headed for New York Mexico. At press time the two have yet to resurface but as you know, Chicken Fried likes to sleep in well past noon. Full Story

Chicken Fried Daily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 10:32:03 January 9, 2008 10:32:03

It never stops… Today’s Chicken Fried update in break: Britney went out with her assistant for a drive yesterday carrying her dog in her lap and smoking a ciggie at a gas station. Meanwhile every weekly has her on the cover – OK! Magazine  Full Story

The Wrath of Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 08:21:24 January 9, 2008 08:21:24

It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off for Obama to meddle in his meddling, especially after last night’s results turning a tight race even tighter. Full Story

Spears Family Damage Control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 00:00:00 January 9, 2008 00:00:00

Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried Junior have publicly illustrated her impressive mothering. Full Story

What Happened Last Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

So Britney returned from a romantic weekend getaway with Adnan, her paparazzo boyfriend. According to my sources, aside from flattery and the obvious gratification, she was using Adnan to get back at Sam Lutfi because Sam urged her to get help last week. Sam on the other hand is said to be incensed to be usurped by someone new and is trying to undermine Adnan by colluding with KFed who, I’m told, wants nothing to do with him. Full Story

What Happened Last Thursday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

Exclusive details about what happened last Thursday when all that sh*t went down at Britney’s house. As you know, she showed up late for her deposition. After her deposition was a scheduled visit with the kids. My sources say she spent much of the time trying on clothes and playing with her hair “for an outing she was pretty excited about” in front of the children. Full Story