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The Wrath of Mighty Opes

January 9, 2008 08:21:24 Posted at January 9, 2008 08:21:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off for Obama to meddle in his meddling, especially after last night’s results turning a tight race even tighter. Full Story

Spears Family Damage Control

January 9, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried Junior have publicly illustrated her impressive mothering. Full Story

What Happened Last Night

January 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Britney returned from a romantic weekend getaway with Adnan, her paparazzo boyfriend. According to my sources, aside from flattery and the obvious gratification, she was using Adnan to get back at Sam Lutfi because Sam urged her to get help last week. Sam on the other hand is said to be incensed to be usurped by someone new and is trying to undermine Adnan by colluding with KFed who, I’m told, wants nothing to do with him. Full Story

What Happened Last Thursday

January 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive details about what happened last Thursday when all that sh*t went down at Britney’s house. As you know, she showed up late for her deposition. After her deposition was a scheduled visit with the kids. My sources say she spent much of the time trying on clothes and playing with her hair “for an outing she was pretty excited about” in front of the children. Full Story

Chicken Fried Found!

January 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey has video of Britney and Adnan this weekend – passing around a lollipop on a hotel balcony while gallivanting with no pants on. As mentioned last week, Adnan has secured exclusive photos of the two of them for his agency and is trying to sell them for hundreds of thousands. At press time, there are no takers. Full Story

Britney Free, Whereabouts Unknown

January 7, 2008 07:49:05 Posted at January 7, 2008 07:49:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Britney was released from Cedars after two nights – doctors declared she was no longer an imminent danger and could not hold her for treatment against her own will. Big sh*tstorm over the weekend about Dr Phil’s involvement: he says he was asked by family, ie her famewhoring parents, to visit with their daughter. Full Story

No Charges, No Lynne, Pro Kevin

January 4, 2008 12:15:55 Posted at January 4, 2008 12:15:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Police have confirmed Britney will not be charged for last night’s dramatics. At press time, Britney is under 72 hour lockdown at Cedars having been interviewed by doctors last night. KFed was also queried about her mental state and she is expected to be assessed over the weekend, with long term plans still to be determined. Full Story

Ebola Grooms Her Brother

January 4, 2008 08:24:45 Posted at January 4, 2008 08:24:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming her youngest sibling for his very own career in famewhoring, which is why he tagged along last night – you will note Barron was born with that unmistakable rich-boy beat-me-face… the one Chuck Bass does so well on Gossip Girl. Full Story

Britney to Lose Visitation

January 4, 2008 07:40:13 Posted at January 4, 2008 07:40:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars on what’s being called a 5150  Full Story

Weight Loss & Jayden

January 4, 2008 02:01:29 Posted at January 4, 2008 02:01:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As reported earlier, Britney is not in danger though it has now been revealed that her younger son Jayden James was also taken to hospital in an ambulance. However, observers say JJ was alert and heard giggling and sucking on a soother while being carried inside the hospital by a medic. Sean Preston is fine and was seen being driven away in a private vehicle - attached. Full Story

Tough Love and Intervention

January 4, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney’s father has arrived at the hospital and is said to be working with Kevin to finally commit Britney into seeking long term care. OK Magazine is reporting Britney was sobbing when carried out of her house and that “when she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to force herself to sit straight upright, despite being strapped into the gurney "Her eyes were like pinholes,"  according to a witness. Full Story