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Friday, December 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s video for Piece of Me premieres tonight on 20/20 and will be YouTube-able 30 seconds later. Click here for a  brief clip – apparently Britney gets back at the paps and the tabloids for messing up her life and then dirty dances on a bar. How original.

On the plus side, like Gimme More and most of the tracks on her album, the song is good. In fact, Blackout is good. So good Rolling Stone named it to the list of Top 50 albums of the year and put Piece of Me 15th on their ranking of top 100 songs of the year. Of course she deserves none of the credit but still… Chicken Fried’s new material is more than a little listenable.

Friday! Blogging all day – refresh refresh refresh. Scroll down and click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES for posts you may have missed, including the Best of 2007.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Stephanie – 21 today? Happy Birthday!

PPS. And to Sabine from your friends who love you – get ready for Saturday night. Happy Birthday!

PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.

Chicken Fried Fourth Grade

December 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. KFed’s lawyer is the business. And Britney must be paying a lot of money for him to be defending her ex husband. Poetic. So as you know, Britney bailed on her deposition the other day claiming she had fallen ill, unable to leave her hotel home due to anxiety, but getting papped at 2am at a gas station and zooming around town, begging the question: how sick could she have been? She was also seen out and about yesterday oblivious to her responsibilities. Full Story

Chicken Fried Liar

December 13, 2007 07:36:00 Posted at December 13, 2007 07:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She bailed yesterday on her deposition claiming illness… but at 2am last night, Britney was driving around town with an assistant looking actually pretty good. And progressively smaller. And definitely not sick. She also took time to chat with the paps, the same people she claims are hounding her constantly. Full Story

Chicken Fried No Show

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stupid stupid stupid. Britney Spears was scheduled to show up in court today to be deposed by KFed’s lawyer as part of their ongoing custody battle. She would have been grilled on drug use and suspect parenting techniques and how much sex she’s been having with random men. Big surprise…. Full Story

Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father

December 12, 2007 08:03:01 Posted at December 12, 2007 08:03:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording with that loser JR Rotem who produced a few of Britney’s tracks and who claimed he fathered her non-existent child. Full Story

Chicken Fried Friendless

December 11, 2007 10:32:05 Posted at December 11, 2007 10:32:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her hair is black again. And she was pissed at the paps last night for surrounding her even though she was walking around in a pink wig. Stupid f&cking twat. Scene of the crime – the Four Seasons. Multiple sightings and multiple outfit changes. As you can see, her lipo is working rather rapidly. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Working Lipo

December 10, 2007 07:37:02 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:37:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just one of Britney’s many trips to Starbucks this weekend – I think this is from Friday night… I’ve now lost track. As you can see however, Britney looks remarkably more lean, the result no doubt not of hard ass cardio or workouts at the gym but of lipo dissolving shots that are apparently working…but for how long? Especially since she hasn’t modified her diet or her unhealthy habits? As per routine, Britney also spent much of the weekend at the Four Seasons. Full Story

Chicken Fried Bloat: Best of 2007

December 7, 2007 09:55:04 Posted at December 7, 2007 09:55:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As 2007 comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the smutty year that was: Best Moments in Smut counting down to the ultimate Best Moment in Smut 2007. And if you missed yesterday’s first entry, click here Full Story

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Turns out that Sam Luffy dude Britney’s been hanging around is all kindsa shady – restraining orders, accusations of death threats and assault, described as a “fast-talking hustler” and now he’s hit the ultimate jackpot: a genetically stupid Chicken Fried lazy ass with a huge bank account and too much time to kill.

Meanwhile the Department of Children and Family Services has gone on record to state that they have serious concerns about Britney’s kids when they are in her care, openly requesting that the boys remain with Kevin Federline, insisting that Britney’s parental time be monitored, and that she undergo drug testing, counselling, and psychological evaluation.

But Britney has other things to worry about. Like house hunting. Which is where she was yesterday – with her tacky fake nails, in a green hoodie, jeans, and red boots and looking appropriately smug. Same goes for the GMD. He was also looking smug today in London. More on that later.

Wednesday – am online all day, posting all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not Jude Law. Or Lance Armstrong. Or Kevin Connolly.

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Chicken Fried Booster Shot

December 3, 2007 07:40:23 Posted at December 3, 2007 07:40:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. Now Ebola is back for more. As Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend, she was joined by none other than Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola which means we are headed for yet another year of Britney debauchery: more bare cooch, more legal battles, maybe more shaved heads, and much much much more courtroom drama. Full Story

Chicken Fried Thief

November 28, 2007 12:52:35 Posted at November 28, 2007 12:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I … I… I’m sorry. I’m terrible. But I giggle. This is not kind, no. Full Story