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Chicken Fried New Year’s Eve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 07:17:23 January 2, 2008 07:17:23

Gah! Spoke too soon! Though she wasn’t falling down at some club and coked out of her eyeballs, Britney still managed to welcome the new year with a dose of Chicken Fried Stupid. And skanky. Word is she was with her boys and a court appointed supervisor AND THAT PAPARAZZO she picked up last week. Full Story

Chicken Fried How to Keep a Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:51:42 December 31, 2007 05:51:42

Damn. Lynne Spears raised ‘em good. Real good. As I reported last week, Jamie Lynn may have deliberately used pregnancy to keep her man. Click here for a refresher. Now there’s word that her baby father had been cheating on her repeatedly – apparently one of the women he was cheating with was pregnant too and suffered a miscarriage. Full Story

The Perfect Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:29:53 December 31, 2007 05:29:53

Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take a few weeks, it might even take a few months…but It. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Jamie Lynn Who?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2007 00:00:00 December 24, 2007 00:00:00

It must have galled Britney to no end this week – not only not knowing of her sister’s pregnancy and finding out along with the masses but getting usurped by Jamie Lynn’s teenage surprise on the gossip front… temporarily being relegated to the sidelines as another Spears ate up the attention. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Babies having Chicken Fried Babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2007 12:42:37 December 19, 2007 12:42:37

Chicken Fried fertility runs in the family. So about Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up – information leaking fast and furiously…here’s a quick point form summary before analysis: - she sold her story to OK Magazine with an exclusive interview on her pregnancy and a photo deal when the baby is born, purported to be worth $1 million- Britney did not know about the pregnancy beforehand, you found out when she found out. Full Story

Chicken Fried Unwelcome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 00:00:00 December 17, 2007 00:00:00

First – the Piece of Me video. In case you haven’t seen it, click here. Better than the Gimme More disaster, yes. But that’s like comparing sh*t to diarrhoea. At the end of the day, it’s still sh*t and the saddest part is, there are glimpses - small, small flashes - of her former brilliance that seem unreachable no matter how hard she tries. Full Story

Friday, December 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s video for Piece of Me premieres tonight on 20/20 and will be YouTube-able 30 seconds later. Click here for a  brief clip – apparently Britney gets back at the paps and the tabloids for messing up her life and then dirty dances on a bar. How original.

On the plus side, like Gimme More and most of the tracks on her album, the song is good. In fact, Blackout is good. So good Rolling Stone named it to the list of Top 50 albums of the year and put Piece of Me 15th on their ranking of top 100 songs of the year. Of course she deserves none of the credit but still… Chicken Fried’s new material is more than a little listenable.

Friday! Blogging all day – refresh refresh refresh. Scroll down and click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES for posts you may have missed, including the Best of 2007.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Stephanie – 21 today? Happy Birthday!

PPS. And to Sabine from your friends who love you – get ready for Saturday night. Happy Birthday!

PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.

Chicken Fried Fourth Grade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 00:00:00 December 14, 2007 00:00:00

Damn. KFed’s lawyer is the business. And Britney must be paying a lot of money for him to be defending her ex husband. Poetic. So as you know, Britney bailed on her deposition the other day claiming she had fallen ill, unable to leave her hotel home due to anxiety, but getting papped at 2am at a gas station and zooming around town, begging the question: how sick could she have been? She was also seen out and about yesterday oblivious to her responsibilities. Full Story

Chicken Fried Liar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 07:36:00 December 13, 2007 07:36:00

She bailed yesterday on her deposition claiming illness… but at 2am last night, Britney was driving around town with an assistant looking actually pretty good. And progressively smaller. And definitely not sick. She also took time to chat with the paps, the same people she claims are hounding her constantly. Full Story

Chicken Fried No Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 00:00:00 December 12, 2007 00:00:00

Stupid stupid stupid. Britney Spears was scheduled to show up in court today to be deposed by KFed’s lawyer as part of their ongoing custody battle. She would have been grilled on drug use and suspect parenting techniques and how much sex she’s been having with random men. Big surprise…. Full Story

Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 08:03:01 December 12, 2007 08:03:01

First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording with that loser JR Rotem who produced a few of Britney’s tracks and who claimed he fathered her non-existent child. Full Story