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Chicken Fried Booster Shot

December 3, 2007 07:40:23 Posted at December 3, 2007 07:40:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. Now Ebola is back for more. As Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend, she was joined by none other than Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola which means we are headed for yet another year of Britney debauchery: more bare cooch, more legal battles, maybe more shaved heads, and much much much more courtroom drama. Full Story

Chicken Fried Thief

November 28, 2007 12:52:35 Posted at November 28, 2007 12:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I … I… I’m sorry. I’m terrible. But I giggle. This is not kind, no. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pregnant…Again?

November 28, 2007 09:07:34 Posted at November 28, 2007 09:07:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is trash so fertile? In Touch, the last bastion of truth (snort!), is reporting that Britney is 4 weeks along and that the father is JR Rotem, that greasy extremely unattractive music producer with the unfortunate name who loves riding her for publicity. The magazine also claims Rotem has confirmed their report, telling the publication that “It’s True”. Full Story

Federline Rossum

November 27, 2007 09:52:56 Posted at November 27, 2007 09:52:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story

Chicken Fried New Video Weave

November 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until then, Britney is still busy being stupid. Full Story

Chicken Fried Chinese Twins?

November 26, 2007 06:49:04 Posted at November 26, 2007 06:49:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ridiculous new rumour originating from the always reliable News of the World – something about Britney adopting twin babies from China based solely on an “exclusive” claim from the tabloid’s source that Britney “has told friends she"s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. Full Story

More Real than the Real Thing

November 23, 2007 11:21:23 Posted at November 23, 2007 11:21:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the subjects. Full Story

Bruises and a New Beau

November 22, 2007 07:45:06 Posted at November 22, 2007 07:45:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Believe it or not, she actually looks kinda cute. The headband is a nice touch to partially obscure that ratty ass weave. And the blouse too, even though only Britney Spears would wear it without leggings. Also, as noted by the rags, she appears thinner, lending credence to the reports that she’s been visiting a plastic surgery facility for fat dissolving injections. Full Story


November 21, 2007 09:06:30 Posted at November 21, 2007 09:06:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak. Wonder if Milo was weak? She says he wasn’t. In a new interview with GQ with the attached photos Hayden denies they ever hooked up and also decides to shoot herself in the mouth, insisting she will never go to rehab, will never be popped for DUI, and will never be Britney Spears all while acknowledging her newfound paparazzi popularity. Full Story

Chicken Fried Kid-Free!

November 16, 2007 13:46:02 Posted at November 16, 2007 13:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the car, that is. At an emergency hearing today, the judge ruled that Britney Spears is not to drive with her children after seeing video evidence of her running a red light with them in the car. Given that this is the only thing she knows to do with them when they’re with her, Britney now has to find a new activity on her custody days to kill the time. Full Story

Chicken Fried Lip Rash!

November 15, 2007 12:22:49 Posted at November 15, 2007 12:22:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lawd only knows what she did with her mouth this time – was it another injection or a bad case of lip wax? As you can see, Britney upper lip looks raw. Of course she is driving and texting at the same time too. On the plus side…her skin seems better? source TMZ Full Story