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Chicken Fried Friendless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 10:32:05 December 11, 2007 10:32:05

Her hair is black again. And she was pissed at the paps last night for surrounding her even though she was walking around in a pink wig. Stupid f&cking twat. Scene of the crime – the Four Seasons. Multiple sightings and multiple outfit changes. As you can see, her lipo is working rather rapidly. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Working Lipo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:37:02 December 10, 2007 07:37:02

Just one of Britney’s many trips to Starbucks this weekend – I think this is from Friday night… I’ve now lost track. As you can see however, Britney looks remarkably more lean, the result no doubt not of hard ass cardio or workouts at the gym but of lipo dissolving shots that are apparently working…but for how long? Especially since she hasn’t modified her diet or her unhealthy habits? As per routine, Britney also spent much of the weekend at the Four Seasons. Full Story

Chicken Fried Bloat: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 09:55:04 December 7, 2007 09:55:04

As 2007 comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the smutty year that was: Best Moments in Smut counting down to the ultimate Best Moment in Smut 2007. And if you missed yesterday’s first entry, click here Full Story

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Turns out that Sam Luffy dude Britney’s been hanging around is all kindsa shady – restraining orders, accusations of death threats and assault, described as a “fast-talking hustler” and now he’s hit the ultimate jackpot: a genetically stupid Chicken Fried lazy ass with a huge bank account and too much time to kill.

Meanwhile the Department of Children and Family Services has gone on record to state that they have serious concerns about Britney’s kids when they are in her care, openly requesting that the boys remain with Kevin Federline, insisting that Britney’s parental time be monitored, and that she undergo drug testing, counselling, and psychological evaluation.

But Britney has other things to worry about. Like house hunting. Which is where she was yesterday – with her tacky fake nails, in a green hoodie, jeans, and red boots and looking appropriately smug. Same goes for the GMD. He was also looking smug today in London. More on that later.

Wednesday – am online all day, posting all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not Jude Law. Or Lance Armstrong. Or Kevin Connolly.

photos from Wenn.com

Chicken Fried Booster Shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:40:23 December 3, 2007 07:40:23

Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. Now Ebola is back for more. As Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend, she was joined by none other than Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola which means we are headed for yet another year of Britney debauchery: more bare cooch, more legal battles, maybe more shaved heads, and much much much more courtroom drama. Full Story

Chicken Fried Thief

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 12:52:35 November 28, 2007 12:52:35

There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I … I… I’m sorry. I’m terrible. But I giggle. This is not kind, no. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pregnant…Again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 09:07:34 November 28, 2007 09:07:34

Why is trash so fertile? In Touch, the last bastion of truth (snort!), is reporting that Britney is 4 weeks along and that the father is JR Rotem, that greasy extremely unattractive music producer with the unfortunate name who loves riding her for publicity. The magazine also claims Rotem has confirmed their report, telling the publication that “It’s True”. Full Story

Federline Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 09:52:56 November 27, 2007 09:52:56

What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story

Chicken Fried New Video Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until then, Britney is still busy being stupid. Full Story

Chicken Fried Chinese Twins?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 06:49:04 November 26, 2007 06:49:04

Ridiculous new rumour originating from the always reliable News of the World – something about Britney adopting twin babies from China based solely on an “exclusive” claim from the tabloid’s source that Britney “has told friends she"s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon. Full Story

More Real than the Real Thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2007 11:21:23 November 23, 2007 11:21:23

Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the subjects. Full Story