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More Real than the Real Thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2007 11:21:23 November 23, 2007 11:21:23

Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the subjects. Full Story

Bruises and a New Beau

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 07:45:06 November 22, 2007 07:45:06

Believe it or not, she actually looks kinda cute. The headband is a nice touch to partially obscure that ratty ass weave. And the blouse too, even though only Britney Spears would wear it without leggings. Also, as noted by the rags, she appears thinner, lending credence to the reports that she’s been visiting a plastic surgery facility for fat dissolving injections. Full Story

Bait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 09:06:30 November 21, 2007 09:06:30

She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak. Wonder if Milo was weak? She says he wasn’t. In a new interview with GQ with the attached photos Hayden denies they ever hooked up and also decides to shoot herself in the mouth, insisting she will never go to rehab, will never be popped for DUI, and will never be Britney Spears all while acknowledging her newfound paparazzi popularity. Full Story

Chicken Fried Kid-Free!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 13:46:02 November 16, 2007 13:46:02

In the car, that is. At an emergency hearing today, the judge ruled that Britney Spears is not to drive with her children after seeing video evidence of her running a red light with them in the car. Given that this is the only thing she knows to do with them when they’re with her, Britney now has to find a new activity on her custody days to kill the time. Full Story

Chicken Fried Lip Rash!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 12:22:49 November 15, 2007 12:22:49

Lawd only knows what she did with her mouth this time – was it another injection or a bad case of lip wax? As you can see, Britney upper lip looks raw. Of course she is driving and texting at the same time too. On the plus side…her skin seems better? source TMZ Full Story

Chicken Fried ADD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

So Britney failed a drug test the other day sending her team scrambling for an excuse. Every time they came up with one – asthma, narcolepsy –  tmz.com shot it all to hell. But finally….success! An excuse that is not only plausible, it also might stand up in court. Full Story

The Model Stereotype

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story

Chicken Fried Insolent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 12:52:13 November 8, 2007 12:52:13

In between chandelier shopping and picking up a sweet new Mercedes ride, and hopping in the shower in the middle of a radio interview, Britney Spears is supposed to comply with court ordered random drug testing. A missed test constitutes a FAILED test. And Britney has reportedly missed 8 out of 14 tests, prompting Team Federline to storm the judge this morning asking to take away her right to see her children, thereby allowing HIM full access and the bank account that comes with it. Full Story

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Lions for Lambs comes out on Friday which is why it’s GMD week! And while many prematurely proclaimed his professional death last year, even if Lions does not kill at the box office, it looks like Tom Cruise has officially re-installed himself on the power list, thanks to a fetching young wife and an irresistible Little Sci. Case in point – last night’s dinner at Cipriani in his honour brought out some major stars paying their respects. Everyone is kissing his ass. Sigh. It’s like he’s Voldemort…

As for Britney – how pathetic do you have to be to be ordered to PAY $120,000 for your ex husband to sue you over custody of your kids???

KFed apparently has no income other than the allowance he receives from his Chicken Fried Bankroll. And those monthly alimony payments totalling $15,000 are supposed to dry up in a week. As such, he can’t afford his legal fee. So he’s hitting her up to cover his bills – and she has to do it because she’s so f&cked in the head, she’s deemed less fit to parent their children than he is.

Only Britney could live a life this ass backwards.

Wednesday, blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Chicken Fried Duran Duran

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 07:50:31 November 7, 2007 07:50:31

Duran Duran’s new song is called Falling Down. They’ve just shot the video – description below: “A woman dressed in a fur coat and fedora hat, is seen being dragged into a building by men in white coats. The brunette then kicks and screams in a small room, while medics try to calm her down. Full Story

Chicken Fried Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 07:33:13 November 1, 2007 07:33:13

Well…she’s always had great legs, non? This is Britney, surpassing even her own skank in this glorious ensemble last night while out on the town for Halloween. Strangely enough, by now I think I’ve become numb to shots of her midriff and her tits… What I find most offensive this time are the red shoes clashing with the pink print. Full Story