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Chicken Fried ADD

November 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Britney failed a drug test the other day sending her team scrambling for an excuse. Every time they came up with one – asthma, narcolepsy –  tmz.com shot it all to hell. But finally….success! An excuse that is not only plausible, it also might stand up in court. Full Story

The Model Stereotype

November 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story

Chicken Fried Insolent

November 8, 2007 12:52:13 Posted at November 8, 2007 12:52:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In between chandelier shopping and picking up a sweet new Mercedes ride, and hopping in the shower in the middle of a radio interview, Britney Spears is supposed to comply with court ordered random drug testing. A missed test constitutes a FAILED test. And Britney has reportedly missed 8 out of 14 tests, prompting Team Federline to storm the judge this morning asking to take away her right to see her children, thereby allowing HIM full access and the bank account that comes with it. Full Story

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Lions for Lambs comes out on Friday which is why it’s GMD week! And while many prematurely proclaimed his professional death last year, even if Lions does not kill at the box office, it looks like Tom Cruise has officially re-installed himself on the power list, thanks to a fetching young wife and an irresistible Little Sci. Case in point – last night’s dinner at Cipriani in his honour brought out some major stars paying their respects. Everyone is kissing his ass. Sigh. It’s like he’s Voldemort…

As for Britney – how pathetic do you have to be to be ordered to PAY $120,000 for your ex husband to sue you over custody of your kids???

KFed apparently has no income other than the allowance he receives from his Chicken Fried Bankroll. And those monthly alimony payments totalling $15,000 are supposed to dry up in a week. As such, he can’t afford his legal fee. So he’s hitting her up to cover his bills – and she has to do it because she’s so f&cked in the head, she’s deemed less fit to parent their children than he is.

Only Britney could live a life this ass backwards.

Wednesday, blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Chicken Fried Duran Duran

November 7, 2007 07:50:31 Posted at November 7, 2007 07:50:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duran Duran’s new song is called Falling Down. They’ve just shot the video – description below: “A woman dressed in a fur coat and fedora hat, is seen being dragged into a building by men in white coats. The brunette then kicks and screams in a small room, while medics try to calm her down. Full Story

Chicken Fried Halloween

November 1, 2007 07:33:13 Posted at November 1, 2007 07:33:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…she’s always had great legs, non? This is Britney, surpassing even her own skank in this glorious ensemble last night while out on the town for Halloween. Strangely enough, by now I think I’ve become numb to shots of her midriff and her tits… What I find most offensive this time are the red shoes clashing with the pink print. Full Story

Chicken Fried Speaks!

October 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Such as, like, such as, like you know, everywhere, such as, the Eye-Rack? Remember MIss South Carolina? And then there’s Britney. Britney called in to Ryan Seacrest this morning and, well, of course it was hilarious. In two minutes, she said “You Know?” – by my count anyway – 21 times in the first 2 minutes. Full Story

Chicken Fried Assistant

October 31, 2007 08:13:30 Posted at October 31, 2007 08:13:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another assistant speaks! This time a more sympathetic portrayal of Britney from a girl who spent 3 months with her non stop from soon after her split with KFed right up to when she was admitted to rehab. Kalie Machado met Britney at her house in early December 2006 as part of a hair styling team hired to put in Britney’s weave. Full Story

Chicken Fried Denied

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ.com is reporting that Britney will NOT regain 50/50 custody of her children. The judge presiding over the custody battle has determined that she’ll see her babies twice a week from noon to 7pm and will be allowed one overnight visit WITH a monitor. Full Story

Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange

October 30, 2007 12:28:31 Posted at October 30, 2007 12:28:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. Full Story

Chicken Fried Cartoon!

October 29, 2007 11:15:33 Posted at October 29, 2007 11:15:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t tell me you didn’t lose your sh-t. I won’t believe you. I laughed for 20 minutes solid. Artist: Sean Delonas source via source Full Story