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The Chicken Fried Motto

October 29, 2007 09:33:34 Posted at October 29, 2007 09:33:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Court was a f*cking gong show on Friday and not just the crazy pap frenzy waiting outside. Inside Britney was a mess, excusing herself to use the loo three times, knowing that reporters were in the hall monitoring her every move, and changing outfits on every occasion. Crazy bitch. Then, as she passed by a journalist from Extra TV, midway through the CUSTODY HEARING OVER HER CHILDREN!!!, Britney shouted out: Eat it, lick it, snort it, f&ck it! Because somehow the judge is NOT going to hear about it on TMZ.com Full Story

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

A court appointed parent coach has delivered a scathing early assessment: Britney is lacking as a mother, is constantly distracted, and spends more time changing her clothes than she does paying attention to her babies. This just three days before she and KFed are scheduled to go head to head in front of a judge on Friday.

On the plus side however, as reported the other day, her new album is receiving largely positive reviews – the latest coming from Entertainment Weekly, calling Blackout “a collection of well-produced, thoroughly enjoyable dance songs” that “may just put this once-celebrated pop star back on top”… something she probably prioritises over getting her babies back.

And still there are lyrics like these, on a song called Why Should I Be Sad written for her by Pharrell Williams, sexy beast, that offer a glimpse perhaps into what may have sparked the now year-long spiral into the disaster that’s become her personal life, juxtaposed glaringly against the new promise of her professional life…which is exactly what makes Britney rare and therefore such a heartbreak:

""I sent you to Vegas with a pocket full of paper and with no ultimatums on you/I thought, What could separate us…"But it just seemed that Vegas only brought the playa out of you.""

If only she could sustain some semblance of … not Chicken Fried. If only.

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Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Chicken Fried Reunited

October 24, 2007 13:32:51 Posted at October 24, 2007 13:32:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Britney and KFed are together again – only the third time they’ve been in close quarters since splitting last year. The two are apparently ensconced at some hotel with a coach, court mandated to take lessons together to learn how to parent through divorce. Full Story

Chicken Fried Injected

October 22, 2007 06:38:52 Posted at October 22, 2007 06:38:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somehow she managed to get her children back after her visitation was suspended last week when random drug testers were unable to reach her. Apparently she made herself available – how considerate – and was seen at the weekend driving her kids around with a court appointed monitor and also a set of extra large lips. Full Story

Friday, October 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side.

Snort.

Totally sums up Britney Spears.

Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical building. When she emerged, her lips looked like this – see below from TMZ. And then upon driving away, swarmed by the paps and concentrating on covering her mouth, she ran over a photographer’s foot. Then of course she burst into tears before getting waved away. And the worst part is…the lips look hideous!

So Britney still sucks…but Whitney is back! More on that later.

It’s finally Friday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh. And don’t forget, some have emailed recently about missing a few posts. New articles appear immediately AFTER this opening paragraph. Scroll down to catch the most recent items and click on “view more articles” if it’s been a few days.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in Gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Candice in Toronto from Sarit in Montreal and thank you for introducing Sarit to the smut!

PPS. Happy Birthday also to Kristine C from Jeanna – wedding planning is busy, yes, but it’s time for a girl’s night and a gossip session…set it up!

PPS. Jennifer Lopez’s BFF is not leaking secrets.

Baby…it’s good to see you

October 19, 2007 10:05:53 Posted at October 19, 2007 10:05:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Whitney Houston showed up with daughter Bobbi Kristina last night in London for Fashion Rocks. By all accounts she looked trim and enthusiastic and not stoned. This is very good news. After over a decade of debauchery with Bobby Brown and then stumbling post split into her own drug-addled drama, Whitney finally, hopefully, seems in control of her life. Full Story

Chicken Fried Suspended!

October 18, 2007 09:10:10 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A hard fought small victory and just a week later, she pisses it all away. That’s Britney. Last Thursday Britney showed up (late) at the courthouse and appealed to an “old fart” judge for overnight visitation privileges with her boys. He granted her one night a week with a legally approved monitor supervising the situation. Full Story

Chicken Fried Overheard!

October 17, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney went shopping at Neiman Marcus the other day after her hearing and decided to shoot off her mouth. Luckily an Us Weekly reporter and several eyewitnesses happened to be eavesdropping on her conversation with her assistant while she was trying on clothes. After singing along to Umbrella – I would have given anything to hear it – Britney ripped into the judge in her custody trial:"I hate my judge. Full Story

Ellen: the opposite of Britney and Biel

October 16, 2007 13:13:08 Posted at October 16, 2007 13:13:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel either, supposedly not paying attention during doggy playtime, claiming ignorance when her dog was eaten by another. Full Story