Britney Spears Gossip
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Another assistant speaks! This time a more sympathetic portrayal of Britney from a girl who spent 3 months with her non stop from soon after her split with KFed right up to when she was admitted to rehab. Kalie Machado met Britney at her house in early December 2006 as part of a hair styling team hired to put in Britney’s weave. Full Story
Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. Full Story
Court was a f*cking gong show on Friday and not just the crazy pap frenzy waiting outside. Inside Britney was a mess, excusing herself to use the loo three times, knowing that reporters were in the hall monitoring her every move, and changing outfits on every occasion. Crazy bitch. Then, as she passed by a journalist from Extra TV, midway through the CUSTODY HEARING OVER HER CHILDREN!!!, Britney shouted out: Eat it, lick it, snort it, f&ck it! Because somehow the judge is NOT going to hear about it on TMZ.com Full Story
A court appointed parent coach has delivered a scathing early assessment: Britney is lacking as a mother, is constantly distracted, and spends more time changing her clothes than she does paying attention to her babies. This just three days before she and KFed are scheduled to go head to head in front of a judge on Friday.
On the plus side however, as reported the other day, her new album is receiving largely positive reviews – the latest coming from Entertainment Weekly, calling Blackout “a collection of well-produced, thoroughly enjoyable dance songs” that “may just put this once-celebrated pop star back on top”… something she probably prioritises over getting her babies back.
And still there are lyrics like these, on a song called Why Should I Be Sad written for her by Pharrell Williams, sexy beast, that offer a glimpse perhaps into what may have sparked the now year-long spiral into the disaster that’s become her personal life, juxtaposed glaringly against the new promise of her professional life…which is exactly what makes Britney rare and therefore such a heartbreak:
""I sent you to Vegas with a pocket full of paper and with no ultimatums on you/I thought, What could separate us…"But it just seemed that Vegas only brought the playa out of you.""
If only she could sustain some semblance of … not Chicken Fried. If only.
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Somehow she managed to get her children back after her visitation was suspended last week when random drug testers were unable to reach her. Apparently she made herself available – how considerate – and was seen at the weekend driving her kids around with a court appointed monitor and also a set of extra large lips. Full Story
Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side.
Totally sums up Britney Spears.
Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical building. When she emerged, her lips looked like this – see below from TMZ. And then upon driving away, swarmed by the paps and concentrating on covering her mouth, she ran over a photographer’s foot. Then of course she burst into tears before getting waved away. And the worst part is…the lips look hideous!
So Britney still sucks…but Whitney is back! More on that later.
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PS. Happy Birthday to Candice in Toronto from Sarit in Montreal and thank you for introducing Sarit to the smut!
PPS. Happy Birthday also to Kristine C from Jeanna – wedding planning is busy, yes, but it’s time for a girl’s night and a gossip session…set it up!
PPS. Jennifer Lopez’s BFF is not leaking secrets.
Whitney Houston showed up with daughter Bobbi Kristina last night in London for Fashion Rocks. By all accounts she looked trim and enthusiastic and not stoned. This is very good news. After over a decade of debauchery with Bobby Brown and then stumbling post split into her own drug-addled drama, Whitney finally, hopefully, seems in control of her life. Full Story