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Who Wants it More?

October 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey is reporting that Kevin Federline arrived, eyepatch and all, to court today to battle Britney in person over their boys. Britney, as of press time, however, has yet to be seen. Money is certainly a motivator and I’ve no doubt KFed gets up extra early on paydays but still, at this point, when the onus is on HER to prove that she can actually raise her own children, shouldn’t she at least make an effort and show up to fight tooth and nail and weave for her babies? Full Story

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So she fails to comply with the conditions set out by the court in her custody agreement. She fails to see the urgency in getting a valid driver’s license. She fails to submit to drug testing, drug counselling and parenting classes. As such, she loses her children. And only THEN does she drag her greasy ass down to the DMV to fill out the paperwork required for a California license. Only THEN.

Of course afterwards she goes for a tan, heads out for dinner, and decides to check in to a five star hotel all while being followed and swarmed by the paparazzi and wearing a big smile.

So is this really sad smut or is it simply chicken fried stupid? Look at these photos and study this face…I see a girl relieved to be rid of her children. I see a girl who knows no shame. I’m sure there are a myriad of excuses to explain her behaviour. I’m sure there are. But if it were me, if the entire world had learned that my boys were deemed legally better off with my lowlife golddigging ex, I’d be hiding in humiliation and busting my balls to get them back.

Britney however seems to be revelling in her freedom. Maybe it’s just me…

Tuesday – online all day, headed back to Vancouver late afternoon. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Thanks to all who’ve written in response to The Hills Aftershow! Had a blast! As for your emails about my boots – I can’t claim credit. It was my friend Heather who found them first. They’re Coach, style is called The Maxene. Available in black and whiskey – I was wearing “clay” in limited edition and sadly, not sold in Canada but definitely accessible online!

Chicken Fried Owned!

October 1, 2007 13:11:06 Posted at October 1, 2007 13:11:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Breaking news – is reporting that Britney has officially lost custody of her children as KFed’s lawyer stormed the court today, taking advantage of media attention placed on Britney’s shoddy driving record etc to milk her even more for her money and of course put the kids out of harm’s way. Full Story

Chicken Fried Sales

October 1, 2007 09:17:08 Posted at October 1, 2007 09:17:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So as mentioned above, Gimme More the video was supposed to drop today. However, I can tell you exclusively that the premiere has been delayed by her label. Not because it sucks but because it can and will sell. The song is already #1 on iTunes which is why my sources say her label has astutely decided to offer the video exclusively on iTunes beginning Friday, with broadcast rights not beginning until next Monday. Full Story

The Bodyguard’s Tale

September 24, 2007 11:13:33 Posted at September 24, 2007 11:13:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Britney could reduce a story this “SHOCKING!” into something so mundane. So her bodyguard, claiming he’s acting on the best interests of Britney’s two boys, has come forward, not only making a statement the divorce court but also selling his statement to the News of the World and yapping about his statement to anyone who will listen including the Today Show this morning. Full Story

Stupid but not Sad

September 21, 2007 09:26:31 Posted at September 21, 2007 09:26:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yet. Sad Smut is a personal, arbitrary line. Britney is indeed coming close but it’s moves like these that prevent the pity, that block any sympathy she might have elicited. I would feel sorry for her if she was at home, alone, asking for help but not receiving assistance. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn’t scheming still, scheming for her place, scheming for glory, scheming for whatever it is that will make her whole. Full Story

Busy Being Stupid

September 19, 2007 07:19:33 Posted at September 19, 2007 07:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura Wasser left her because she is uncoachable and uncontrollable and both attributes were fully on display yesterday. As news broke that a judge deemed her a “habitual and frequent” drug user and ruled she is to undergo drug testing twice a week, embroiled in a nasty custody battle over her boo boos, as the court of public opinion has already ruled her an unfit parent, Britney still insisted on going out last night, first stopping at Winston’s and then dropping in on Hyde. Full Story

Britney to be tested

September 18, 2007 16:01:43 Posted at September 18, 2007 16:01:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New details are emerging from the Spears/Federline custody battle and TMZ is now reporting that the judge in the case determined yesterday that “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)." As such, Britney must now be randomly tested twice a week although in spite of the findings, the custody split remains at 50/50 even though KFed is pushing for 70/30 in his favour. Full Story

Chicken Fried Banned and Abandoned

September 18, 2007 05:45:56 Posted at September 18, 2007 05:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fired by her powerhouse lawyer Laura Wasser – who not surprisingly is insisting that the termination of her representation means nothing – and also fired by her management team, Britney has been abandoned by her professional allies and, worse yet, banned from the Chateau Marmont for dragging her chicken fried grease all over the establishment. Full Story

One Good Decision

September 12, 2007 08:09:35 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story

Chicken Fried Bomb

September 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They opened the show on a shot of her budget ass nappy weave – it was a sign of things to come. At least try, you know? At least flail your arms and give yourself a hernia from the effort. At least SHOW UP!!! Instead, Britney went through the motions in a daze…disinterested, disengaged, maybe stoned off her tree, she could barely remember the words, barely had enough energy to lift her arms, barely bothered to do much of anything to say nothing of the tired, uninspired choreography. Full Story

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