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One Good Decision

September 12, 2007 08:09:35 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story

Chicken Fried Bomb

September 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They opened the show on a shot of her budget ass nappy weave – it was a sign of things to come. At least try, you know? At least flail your arms and give yourself a hernia from the effort. At least SHOW UP!!! Instead, Britney went through the motions in a daze…disinterested, disengaged, maybe stoned off her tree, she could barely remember the words, barely had enough energy to lift her arms, barely bothered to do much of anything to say nothing of the tired, uninspired choreography. Full Story

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A Spears Smear Campaign?

September 5, 2007 06:13:10 Posted at September 5, 2007 06:13:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s be clear – of course she’s severely lacking as a parent. Of course. But just because she sucks, it doesn’t make the alternative, Kevin Federline, a winner either. It does however, given that he’s a master golddigger, make her easy to extort. Which is essentially what clever KFed appears to be doing. Full Story

Making it to Vegas

September 4, 2007 05:26:52 Posted at September 4, 2007 05:26:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never without drama. Britney was paid a reported $100,000 to host the Vegas opening of LAX on Friday night but for a while there it looked like she was about to bail. In the end, she actually did show…only over 2 hours late. She also initially refused to pose on the carpet which is why she was hired in the first place. Full Story

Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More

August 31, 2007 07:12:41 Posted at August 31, 2007 07:12:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas on September 9th. Especially if she can still groove. As for exactly what the performance will entail, word is Cris Angel will “guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times” probably while she’s touching herself. Full Story

Britney: the new beats!

August 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken fried… GOLD!!! OK, fair is fair. She’s still a dumb, dirty twat but damn, if this is really Gimme More, her reported new single, well then the sh-t is f7cking HOT! I love it. I hate myself for loving it. Click here for the clip Full Story

Chicken Fried Cellie Ass

August 29, 2007 07:16:25 Posted at August 29, 2007 07:16:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So says the very reliable Entertainment Weekly and it is a song that has NOT been leaked so far. The title is Gimme More, produced by a Timbaland protégé, said to be a potential “smash” – an uptempo dance track. She shot the disastrous video for it a few weeks ago…with the stripper pole, remember? The magazine is quoting inside sources who’ve heard Gimme More have compared it to JT’s FutureSex/LoveSounds in that for Britney, the song represents a new funky vibe with an infectious beat. Full Story

Loyalty Rejected

August 28, 2007 13:37:47 Posted at August 28, 2007 13:37:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For all the people who’ve betrayed her, for all the times she’s been sold out, for her wanker douche no good freeloading son of a bitch bastard of an ex husband and every assistant/nanny/record producer who f&cked her over….you’d think Britney would have the sense to hang on to the one man, a professional to say the least, who actually refuses to turn his back. Full Story

Saving the Boo Boos

August 27, 2007 12:32:06 Posted at August 27, 2007 12:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Courtroom drama today involving Britney’s boys. Her attorney and KFed’s attorney have been summoned in response to a reported investigation being conducted by Children and Family Services. In question, not surprisingly, is Britney’s ability to properly parent her babies. Just the other day, Britney’s parents were conveniently photographed in Federline’s neighbourhood babysitting SPF and JJ while their loser father is off shooting One Tree Hill in North Carolina. Full Story

Better Body, Terrible Mother

August 27, 2007 07:50:32 Posted at August 27, 2007 07:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Vegas. Amazingly enough, she wasn’t drunk driving. Even more amazing… her outfit. It’s a new classic. Still…the outfit I can handle. It’s the fingernail biting that grosses me out. I realise it’s a habit, that many people can’t help it. Full Story

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The New Britney Ballad

August 23, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 23, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you heard this? Thanks to Alicia for the heads up. Ryan Seacrest played Britney’s new song on the radio – a ballad. So… I don’t hate it. I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. The music I mean. The lyrics on the other hand are pure f*cking puke Rossum Full Story