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Stupid but not Sad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 09:26:31 September 21, 2007 09:26:31

Yet. Sad Smut is a personal, arbitrary line. Britney is indeed coming close but it’s moves like these that prevent the pity, that block any sympathy she might have elicited. I would feel sorry for her if she was at home, alone, asking for help but not receiving assistance. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn’t scheming still, scheming for her place, scheming for glory, scheming for whatever it is that will make her whole. Full Story

Busy Being Stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 07:19:33 September 19, 2007 07:19:33

Laura Wasser left her because she is uncoachable and uncontrollable and both attributes were fully on display yesterday. As news broke that a judge deemed her a “habitual and frequent” drug user and ruled she is to undergo drug testing twice a week, embroiled in a nasty custody battle over her boo boos, as the court of public opinion has already ruled her an unfit parent, Britney still insisted on going out last night, first stopping at Winston’s and then dropping in on Hyde. Full Story

Britney to be tested

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2007 16:01:43 September 18, 2007 16:01:43

New details are emerging from the Spears/Federline custody battle and TMZ is now reporting that the judge in the case determined yesterday that “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)." As such, Britney must now be randomly tested twice a week although in spite of the findings, the custody split remains at 50/50 even though KFed is pushing for 70/30 in his favour. Full Story

Chicken Fried Banned and Abandoned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2007 05:45:56 September 18, 2007 05:45:56

Fired by her powerhouse lawyer Laura Wasser – who not surprisingly is insisting that the termination of her representation means nothing – and also fired by her management team, Britney has been abandoned by her professional allies and, worse yet, banned from the Chateau Marmont for dragging her chicken fried grease all over the establishment. Full Story

One Good Decision

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2007 08:09:35 September 12, 2007 08:09:35

Many are saying it was a bad move but in the stinking mess that Britney left behind at the VMAs, at least she had the sense to say no to Ken Paves. Because going from being a trainwreck to a trainwreck AND a tranny would certainly eliminate all hope. People is reporting that Britney was supposed to have new extensions put in by 2 of Ken’s female stylists. Full Story

Chicken Fried Bomb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2007 00:00:00 September 10, 2007 00:00:00

They opened the show on a shot of her budget ass nappy weave – it was a sign of things to come. At least try, you know? At least flail your arms and give yourself a hernia from the effort. At least SHOW UP!!! Instead, Britney went through the motions in a daze…disinterested, disengaged, maybe stoned off her tree, she could barely remember the words, barely had enough energy to lift her arms, barely bothered to do much of anything to say nothing of the tired, uninspired choreography. Full Story

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A Spears Smear Campaign?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 06:13:10 September 5, 2007 06:13:10

Let’s be clear – of course she’s severely lacking as a parent. Of course. But just because she sucks, it doesn’t make the alternative, Kevin Federline, a winner either. It does however, given that he’s a master golddigger, make her easy to extort. Which is essentially what clever KFed appears to be doing. Full Story

Making it to Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 05:26:52 September 4, 2007 05:26:52

Never without drama. Britney was paid a reported $100,000 to host the Vegas opening of LAX on Friday night but for a while there it looked like she was about to bail. In the end, she actually did show…only over 2 hours late. She also initially refused to pose on the carpet which is why she was hired in the first place. Full Story

Money, Magic, Mirrors, and More

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2007 07:12:41 August 31, 2007 07:12:41

If she can keep her weave on and actually show up, if she can commit to rehearsals and not lose her sh-t, if there is even a trace of the old Britney inside her current chicken fried iteration, she will tear up the stage at the VMAs in Vegas on September 9th. Especially if she can still groove. As for exactly what the performance will entail, word is Cris Angel will “guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times” probably while she’s touching herself. Full Story

Britney: the new beats!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

Chicken fried… GOLD!!! OK, fair is fair. She’s still a dumb, dirty twat but damn, if this is really Gimme More, her reported new single, well then the sh-t is f7cking HOT! I love it. I hate myself for loving it. Click here for the clip breatheheavy.com Full Story

Chicken Fried Cellie Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 07:16:25 August 29, 2007 07:16:25

So says the very reliable Entertainment Weekly and it is a song that has NOT been leaked so far. The title is Gimme More, produced by a Timbaland protégé, said to be a potential “smash” – an uptempo dance track. She shot the disastrous video for it a few weeks ago…with the stripper pole, remember? The magazine is quoting inside sources who’ve heard Gimme More have compared it to JT’s FutureSex/LoveSounds in that for Britney, the song represents a new funky vibe with an infectious beat. Full Story