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Crazy Runs Away

August 22, 2007 12:44:40 Posted at August 22, 2007 12:44:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in and used the loo. The woman in question was wearing a nasty ass wig and looked like sh-t. Full Story

sh-tting on the Midas Touch

August 22, 2007 06:38:18 Posted at August 22, 2007 06:38:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid. Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been recorded last month, and apparently Britney bailed at the last minute, essentially pissing away a golden opportunity, perhaps the ONLY golden opportunity, to work with the hottest, most successful partnership in music today. Full Story

Britney Unweaving

August 20, 2007 03:55:21 Posted at August 20, 2007 03:55:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not styled and she’s clearly no Natalie Portman but still better than the ghetto weave, non? With a little makeup and some product in fact, she might not look half bad. Shame she’s too trailer to give it a chance. Hair however is the least of Britney’s problems. As you can see, she’s still hanging out with Criss Angel who insists they’re not romantically involved despite two late night hotel visits under the guise of collaboration for the VMAs in 3 weeks. Full Story

Loser Magnet

August 16, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 16, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a handful of dates with Cameron Diaz a couple of months ago and then opportunistically professed his love for her on national television after some kind of death stunt. Full Story

Britney on every cover

August 15, 2007 06:27:50 Posted at August 15, 2007 06:27:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing that Britney boozed in front of her boo boos to take the edge off of her anger and resentment, that she would request her nannies get in to bed with her and the boys, that she regularly stripped down to her undies, painfully insecure, needing validation about her body hotness. Full Story

Who is What?

August 14, 2007 08:14:22 Posted at August 14, 2007 08:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry to be crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhoea? Between Britney and KFed, who is what? On one hand Britney – eternal trainwreck with stinky feet, seems incapable of handling her boo boos, alleged drug use and erratic behaviour, and on the other hand a punk ass golddigger who’s only earning potential comes from exploiting his ex wife. Full Story

Everyone vs Britney

August 13, 2007 03:00:41 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was out late pretty much all weekend, tits flopping everywhere, nipples ready for action…and it looks like she’ll be paying for her partying. When a golddigger smells money, he will always always go for it. And if nothing else, Britney Spears did marry and divorce a shameless greedy f*ck. Full Story

Britney Whitney, Whitney Britney

August 9, 2007 09:44:22 Posted at August 9, 2007 09:44:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They clean up for a short time, then they revert back. Oh Britney…oh Whitney. Whitney and Bobby Brown at Joe’s Crab Shack in Georgia. As you can see, Whitney is all kinds of gorgeous. Especially with that cleaning rag on top her head. As we all know, Whitney tasted stardom super young. She was a national treasure, the perfect voice, the cleanest image. Full Story

Britney: Bares Boobies, Could Lose Boo Boos

August 9, 2007 05:35:24 Posted at August 9, 2007 05:35:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure by now you’ve seen Us Weekly’s newest cover…but have you seen the rest of the series? Cut to a couple of a weeks ago, after her infamously pathetic attempt at a video shoot, during which she twirled clumsily around a stripper pole and stared listlessly off into space with her dog, Britney rounded up several extras from the set, including an opportunistic college punk, and took them back to the Standard where she ran around topless and drunk off her tree. Full Story

Alli Makes the Difference?

August 6, 2007 11:07:42 Posted at August 6, 2007 11:07:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since the disastrous OK Magazine meltdown, the tawdry story of her video shoot hysterics, and her dramatic scuffle with the paparazzi in Vegas, Britney has scaled back her crazy, abstaining from the every night club schedule that usually precedes a breakdown and reconnecting with cousin Alli Sims. And it would appear that Alli’s reinstatement into her life has resulted in some improvements. Full Story

Something for Everyone

August 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two days ago, the internets were abuzz about Alli Sims"s website – Britney’s cousin/former assistant/maybe rehired assistant is launching her very own singing career. If you can bear it, have a listen to her rendition of On My Own from Les Miserables. Full Story