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Loyalty Rejected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2007 13:37:47 August 28, 2007 13:37:47

For all the people who’ve betrayed her, for all the times she’s been sold out, for her wanker douche no good freeloading son of a bitch bastard of an ex husband and every assistant/nanny/record producer who f&cked her over….you’d think Britney would have the sense to hang on to the one man, a professional to say the least, who actually refuses to turn his back. Full Story

Saving the Boo Boos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2007 12:32:06 August 27, 2007 12:32:06

Courtroom drama today involving Britney’s boys. Her attorney and KFed’s attorney have been summoned in response to a reported investigation being conducted by Children and Family Services. In question, not surprisingly, is Britney’s ability to properly parent her babies. Just the other day, Britney’s parents were conveniently photographed in Federline’s neighbourhood babysitting SPF and JJ while their loser father is off shooting One Tree Hill in North Carolina. Full Story

Better Body, Terrible Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2007 07:50:32 August 27, 2007 07:50:32

Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Vegas. Amazingly enough, she wasn’t drunk driving. Even more amazing… her outfit. It’s a new classic. Still…the outfit I can handle. It’s the fingernail biting that grosses me out. I realise it’s a habit, that many people can’t help it. Full Story

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The New Britney Ballad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 00:00:00 August 23, 2007 00:00:00

Have you heard this? Thanks to Alicia for the heads up. Ryan Seacrest played Britney’s new song on the radio – a ballad. So… I don’t hate it. I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. The music I mean. The lyrics on the other hand are pure f*cking puke Rossum Full Story

France, LA, London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 07:58:17 August 23, 2007 07:58:17

So apparently Britney was not in Antwerp the other day. Thanks to Kerri-Lynn in Antwerp for the update as the local papers have since printed that they’ve made a mistake, even though restaurant owner opportunistically is still insisting it was indeed Spears. Everyone has a price. Other reports have surfaced that she was actually in France for a day – reasons unknown – before flying back to LA to be with her boys. Full Story

No sh-t on the Midas Touch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy anyway and that contrary to speculation, Jive (her label) is confident in her comeback and although a “little nervous” for her VMAs performance because…well…because she’s crazy and also because no one has any idea what she’s planning, Jive totally believes her new album will be straight up sick when it finally comes out. Full Story

Crazy Runs Away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 12:44:40 August 22, 2007 12:44:40

Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in and used the loo. The woman in question was wearing a nasty ass wig and looked like sh-t. Full Story

sh-tting on the Midas Touch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 06:38:18 August 22, 2007 06:38:18

Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid. Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been recorded last month, and apparently Britney bailed at the last minute, essentially pissing away a golden opportunity, perhaps the ONLY golden opportunity, to work with the hottest, most successful partnership in music today. Full Story

Britney Unweaving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 03:55:21 August 20, 2007 03:55:21

It’s not styled and she’s clearly no Natalie Portman but still better than the ghetto weave, non? With a little makeup and some product in fact, she might not look half bad. Shame she’s too trailer to give it a chance. Hair however is the least of Britney’s problems. As you can see, she’s still hanging out with Criss Angel who insists they’re not romantically involved despite two late night hotel visits under the guise of collaboration for the VMAs in 3 weeks. Full Story

Loser Magnet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 00:00:00 August 16, 2007 00:00:00

The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a handful of dates with Cameron Diaz a couple of months ago and then opportunistically professed his love for her on national television after some kind of death stunt. Full Story

Britney on every cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 06:27:50 August 15, 2007 06:27:50

On the cover of almost every tabloid and even Allure – and almost all in agreement: Britney Spears is f*cked up and KFed is comin’ after her. Leading the pack, as usual, is Janice Min, whose hate-on for Britney persists unabated. This time, the former nannies are coming forward, revealing that Britney boozed in front of her boo boos to take the edge off of her anger and resentment, that she would request her nannies get in to bed with her and the boys, that she regularly stripped down to her undies, painfully insecure, needing validation about her body hotness. Full Story