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Grey’s Anatomy – the 2 hour special. Never thought I would enjoy watching a hit show unravel so spectacularly but in this case, it’s like the Britney Spears of network television. Just when you don’t think it can get any worse… it actually does! Which is why the reviews have been scathing – according to Entertainment Weekly"s Gregory Kirschling:
I"m trying to think of something pleasant to say about last night"s two-hour Grey"s Anatomy, and...I"m still thinking.
But hey… at least Addison’s wardrobe looks promising, and really - what could be more important than that?
It’s Friday – GO ROCKY! Rocky is the Los Angeles City Attorney who is determined to throw Paris Hilton in the slammer for 45 days. Rocky is my new boyfriend. And Rocky goes to court today. Let’s hope Rocky takes down Hollywood Ebola… temporarily at least.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Best story ever: Kristi S, longtime LaineyGossip.com reader from Fullerton CA – turns out it’s her grandmother Elsie McLean who has been the much hyped media superstar this week for hitting her first hole-in-one last month at the age of…
Elsie plays golf 3 times a week, bridge on Wednesdays, and still drives herself around town. And she has been invited to appear on Jay Leno tonight and will be cuddling up with Ellen DeGeneres next Tuesday. Y’all must watch. Elsie is a gem!!!
There’s supposed to be another show tonight in Anaheim, Britney performing under the name M+Ms for Mother and Ms, denoting her new KFed-free single status. Cheese but whatever… it’s Britney Spears. And last night in San Diego it was Vintage Britney Spears. A reader named Kelly was there with 2 girlfriends, says it was a short set, four songs – other outlets are saying five – highlighted by Baby One More Time and Toxic. Full Story
Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend. Cops gave her a warning and let her go. Made headline news… More interesting is all the buzz about a comeback performance at a small venue – the House of Blues in the next week or so – for which she’s supposedly been working her ass off. Full Story
The Spears Family draggin’ their sh-t out for public consumption… verging on not fun smut.
So how’s this for Canadian contrasts? The Ellen Show today…Ryan Gosling – SO endearing, so funny, so likeable. And then Avril Lavigne – SO the opposite. One you want to get to know better, the other you couldn’t give a f&ck.
Why? Because Ryan Gosling actually has a personality, although he might want to stay away from skinny jeans.
And forgot to mention – saw Fracture a few days ago. Call me Cruise but AnThony Hopkins (don’t forget the hard “T” per Gwyneth) is a sexy beast. Creepy, crawly, crazy…but sexy. The man is a f&cking master. And watching him spar onscreen with the one of Hollywood’s most talented young actors was fascinating – like he was challenging Ryan Gosling in every scene: bring it kid, come to school, I’m far from dead.
Love, love, love.
Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts including one addressing the panicked McGoslings.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
All of them. Please. Shut the f&ck up. So Britney fired Larry Rudolph, apparently blaming him for sending her to rehab, refusing to be accountable for her own trainwreck. Word is, she deliberately leaked news of his dismissal with friends and associates last week and then of course arranged that paparazzi video message the other day sarcastically refuting tabloid tales about her downfall. Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday deploring Naomi Watts’s bra-less appearance at the Tom Ford store opening the night before. Some called it “crude”, others decreed that “no pregnant should be without a bra” and even went so far as to compare her to Britney Spears.
Naomi Watts = Britney Spears?
Ah…no. Not even close.
Call me Cruise but I thought Naomi’s free tits looked kinda hot. Hot like Mother Fertility. Hot like she was just more comfortable that way. And since Naomi isn’t a famewhore like her BFF The Freeze, and since I’ve never been pregnant and since I never intend to be, since I can’t totally relate but I can imagine what it must be like to lug a bump around all day, I’m going to assume she was just more comfortable that way. That you may not have been but that she was. And that she chose to go out for a night on the town, grin and bear it with the fashionable and the pretentious but at the very least be comfortable doing so.
And for that, I love her even more.
Friday – live blogging, a new giveaway, and if it’s a slow day, perhaps reviving the Mailbag.
Have a great, great, great weekend. It’s NHL Playoff time in Canada…am headed to the game tonight. WITH my camera. Because Playoff time is Hockey Whore time.
Yours in gossip,
He’s not my favourite but at the very least, he’s gotten over the Cry Me a River, which certainly demonstrates mild maturation. Kind words for both his high profile exes – I’m all over it. First in that interview with British GQ, the same one in which the little ingrate decided to rag on McDonalds, Justin referenced the end of his relationship with Cameron Diaz and said that he took exception to people criticizing her, claiming he would throw down if she was shown any disrespect. Full Story
Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood. Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’t mean to be mean, I’d certainly rather my smutty sense turn off in this situation but given the dramatic lives of their predecessors, it’s hard not to wonder – who’ll go first? Both attended the Kids’ Choice Awards at the weekend but while Jamie Lynn glowed healthy in orange, can’t say the same for Emma. Full Story
The bent bird nose, those man shoulders, her calves, that awkward gait… check it out gossips –Hollywood Ebola has never looked MORE like a tranny. Kills me how she’s rockin’ the demure and understated look these days – because watching her parade around in a palette of mutes will make us forget that she’s a racist, elitist, mutant diseased slut? Hardly. Full Story
New W Magazine - the clothes are great but some shots of her face are kinda bunk. Especially the cover. And the one in red. Other than those two – love, love, love. Better still, love the article, love the candour. She admits to major disappointment over the failure of Marie Antoinette and she’s honest about how she shamelessly pimped the film, blaming its eventual box office rejection to “bad taste” – petulant, yes, but she does have a point. Full Story
So he visited her at Promises today, spent an hour and a half inside, and miraculously the press found out about it like 30 minutes later. Convenient, yes. Conspiratorial? Yes as well. But many in the Spears Camp are apparently grateful for his effect on her, given that as a result of his urging and last ditch threats, she has finally made it through one entire day of rehab…and counting. Full Story