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Gwyneth ain’t no Britney, gives advice to Lindsay

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s being introduced at that reading event yesterday at Sundance and the kids were like: is that Britney Spears? As expected, my girl gracefully took it in stride and promised to work on her dance steps before launching into a song from Oliver! and pulling out Apple’s favourite Seuss. By the end of it, the kids were clamouring to sit on her lap – People Magazine was conveniently there of course – but not before she extolled the virtues of reading: "If we can"t read and don"t enjoy it, life isn"t as interesting. Full Story

Thursday, January 18, 2007
Dear Gossips, Freezing my buns off in Park City, the madness should begin today at the opening press conference with Robert Redford and the special guest juror – last year it was Terence Howard. Interestingly enough, Jared Leto’s new movie Chapter 27, co-starring none other than Lindsay Lohan, will be making its debut at Sundance next week. As we now know, Lilo will likely not be able to attend, though I wouldn’t put it past Dina Lohan to bust her out of rehab for the annual Sundance experience. Other celebrities expected to show FOR WORK: Justin Timberlake, Sienna Miller, Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Ryan Reynolds, and – like, Oh.My.God. I can’t f&cking wait – my pre-Gwyneth, Veronica Sawyer herself…Winona Ryder. Of course, because it’s the Festival for Swag, there will naturally be a whole other clusterf&ck of stars arriving in quick succession at the weekend to pick up some free sh-t, will keep you posted. Thursday – blogging throughout the day, check back often for new posts and scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Britney Spears is NOT pregnant.

Britney Balboa

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*ck she’s ugly here, isn’t she? Last night, out for dinner, followed by a trip to the club of course, looking like total stinkin’ raunch but at the same time, illustrating a pretty good point. Three days ago people bought it hook, line, and sinker courtesy the bottom ranking Life & Style that she was in rehab in Arizona. Full Story

Britney’s New Year’s Collapse: Fact or Fiction?

January 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now I’m sure you’ve heard: Robin Leach, writing for Luxe Life, a Vegas gossip column, reported that on Sunday night, shortly before 1am, Britney supposedly collapsed at Pure, necessitating military-like security measures to wrap and cover and carry her body out of the club. Naturally, considering the poonie flaps and the swirl of smut surrounding Spears of late, every gossip and her main ‘Mo has jumped all over the story, absolutely 100% convinced the mother of two will be checking into rehab imminently. Full Story

Britney Spears: relative thinking

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she walks around with no panties. And when she does wear panties, we can see ‘em. And she’s partying and she’s drinking and everyone’s going bananas about her getting out of control and last night she went to get a new tattoo, with her sister along for the ride, at what’s been described as a seedy parlour, and on and on goes the criticism… Because you expected her turn in to Mandy Moore? Please. Full Story

Britney...already???

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To survive in Hollywood these days, you apparently need an open door vagina...as evidenced by the likes of Hollywood Slut Bridage, newest member Britney Spears. Spotted kissing some new dude underneath her new jet locks, just a month after announcing her split from that slime she married. No...the other one. Full Story

Britney Spears at 25

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of the best, one of the most manipulative famewhores in the business, as you can see from her open antics at Mr. Full Story

Britney & Paris: the birthday countdown

December 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her birthday is tomorrow, neither one will give official word about the Billboard Awards on Monday – do you smell something in the works? Last night at Area, Britney and Paris reunited after spending a couple nights apart…or was it a night? I can’t keep track, it’s all bleeding into one long bender, the most recent chapter coming last night at Area where the two hooked up inside, before Paris left to give Greek Stav his stab of the week and Britney went off with a new old crew – her back up dancers – until almost 6am. Full Story

Britney: everyone has a story

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jason Alexander doesn’t seem interested in finding a life or an identity beyond being married to Britney Spears for less than 3 days. Shocker. Of course, since Britney is dominating headlines these days, Jason is now attempting to make people care about his opinion, and he sat down with The London Sun for an exclusive interview, dishing all about his ex, about her other ex, about her children, about her surgeries, about her partying, and about her attraction to other women. Full Story

Britney, Paris, Billboard, Backlash

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where to begin? How about the cover of the new Us Weekly - Janice Min’s clever team is calling it a “dangerous” new friendship, openly questioning the effect of it on her children. And then there are the reports of missed recording sessions…according to the UK Daily Mail, Britney was expected in Miami this week working with Pharrell Williams – I don’t need to tell you what a big deal that is, more often than not, that man has a platinum touch and it would do wonders for her comeback. Full Story

Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her 25th birthday. Besides, there are other things to focus on. Full Story