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Britney, Paris, Billboard, Backlash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2006 12:00:00 November 29, 2006 12:00:00

Where to begin? How about the cover of the new Us Weekly - Janice Min’s clever team is calling it a “dangerous” new friendship, openly questioning the effect of it on her children. And then there are the reports of missed recording sessions…according to the UK Daily Mail, Britney was expected in Miami this week working with Pharrell Williams – I don’t need to tell you what a big deal that is, more often than not, that man has a platinum touch and it would do wonders for her comeback. Full Story

Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2006 12:00:00 November 28, 2006 12:00:00

Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her 25th birthday. Besides, there are other things to focus on. Full Story

Monday, November 27, 2006 Dear Gossips, Britney Spears turns 25 next Saturday – a milestone birthday at the height of her single celebrations. As such, perhaps we should give it another week? Another week before we start questioning the mothering – or lack thereof? Another week before criticising in earnest? Because admit it - even if it the excuses are getting tired and even though she’s trashing up a tornado and eliciting your scorn, you’re also enjoying the smutty ride at the same time. Don’t. Lie. Third week in a row – Britney rules the LA gossip scene with Paris eagerly following along in her wake, and poor little Lilo left out in the cold. More on that later. Monday – live blogging, new articles posted continuously through the day at the top of the page after the opening cut, check back often for updates. Thanks for all your lovely wellwishes last week as I was battling that nasty scientological sinus cold. Have temporarily conquered Xenu but am staying vigilant on a steady stream of Cold FX and Nyquil which, if you must know, brings on the trippiest dreams. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Tune in to eTalk on Monday for exclusive gossip from Factory Girl reshoots in Toronto with both Sienna and Hayden on set.

BPL: the moving footage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes out of your day and check out the video collection on X17 – honestly, I can’t enough. Full Story

Britney & Paris: inseparable in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Banish that nagging thought, that irritating whisper – Where are the kids? What is she doing? Let’s pass the weekend, shall we? As I said the other day, give her the rest of this week to get that sh-t outta her system. After 2 years with scum, you can’t fault the girl for wanting to let loose a little bit. Full Story

Wednesday, November 22, 2006 Dear Gossips, At the suggestion of several readers, I decided do some light reading the other day, curling up with a 13 page document - NY Times chilling investigative report on how the Church of Scientology arrived at tax exempt status. Then I promptly came down with a killer cold and now I’m paranoid my phone is bugged. I’m telling you…you don’t want to f&ck with those people. As such, please don’t Rossum when you pick up this week’s special COLLECTORS’ ISSUE of People Magazine with even more (!) photos from the TomKat personal wedding album including the cake cutting! In fact, will yourselves into loving their love. There’s no telling the vindictive power of an angry Xenu. Or the vindictive power of a rejuvenated Britney Spears. More on that later. Wednesday – live blogging, check back often, new articles will appear first, immediately after the opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Britney at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the audience but they didn’t pan to her – f&ck!) which leads him into a discussion about KFed’s album sucking even more ass and celebrating KFed’s final appearance ever at the AMAs, then he motions over to a KFed doppelganger who is lovered from the rafters into a huge box, sealed by attendants, driven to the ocean, dropped into the ocean, sinking slowly into the ocean, presumably left to drown forever and finally, he introduces the first presenter of the evening, “America’s Sweetheart, the new bachelorette”… Britney Spears. Full Story

The Sex Tape & the Payoff?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

TMZ is reporting that Britney and Kevin will reunite to make a statement debunking the existence of a sex tape, despite recent rumours to the contrary. Still waiting for the official wording but do you smell what I smell? Looks like that festering growth she used to call her husband has cashed in again – and yes, at the risk of having y’all accuse me of conspiracy mongering, I DO think she settled, I DO think she bought his silence, and I DO think he’ll continue threatening her with sh-t like this until he bleeds what he needs outta her bank account. Full Story

Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at it for an entire day and even engage in a little bit of chess. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. Full Story