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BPL: the moving footage

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes out of your day and check out the video collection on X17 – honestly, I can’t enough. Full Story

Britney & Paris: inseparable in LA

November 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Banish that nagging thought, that irritating whisper – Where are the kids? What is she doing? Let’s pass the weekend, shall we? As I said the other day, give her the rest of this week to get that sh-t outta her system. After 2 years with scum, you can’t fault the girl for wanting to let loose a little bit. Full Story

Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Dear Gossips, At the suggestion of several readers, I decided do some light reading the other day, curling up with a 13 page document - NY Times chilling investigative report on how the Church of Scientology arrived at tax exempt status. Then I promptly came down with a killer cold and now I’m paranoid my phone is bugged. I’m telling you…you don’t want to f&ck with those people. As such, please don’t Rossum when you pick up this week’s special COLLECTORS’ ISSUE of People Magazine with even more (!) photos from the TomKat personal wedding album including the cake cutting! In fact, will yourselves into loving their love. There’s no telling the vindictive power of an angry Xenu. Or the vindictive power of a rejuvenated Britney Spears. More on that later. Wednesday – live blogging, check back often, new articles will appear first, immediately after the opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Britney at the AMAs

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the audience but they didn’t pan to her – f&ck!) which leads him into a discussion about KFed’s album sucking even more ass and celebrating KFed’s final appearance ever at the AMAs, then he motions over to a KFed doppelganger who is lovered from the rafters into a huge box, sealed by attendants, driven to the ocean, dropped into the ocean, sinking slowly into the ocean, presumably left to drown forever and finally, he introduces the first presenter of the evening, “America’s Sweetheart, the new bachelorette”… Britney Spears. Full Story

The Sex Tape & the Payoff?

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Britney and Kevin will reunite to make a statement debunking the existence of a sex tape, despite recent rumours to the contrary. Still waiting for the official wording but do you smell what I smell? Looks like that festering growth she used to call her husband has cashed in again – and yes, at the risk of having y’all accuse me of conspiracy mongering, I DO think she settled, I DO think she bought his silence, and I DO think he’ll continue threatening her with sh-t like this until he bleeds what he needs outta her bank account. Full Story

Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at it for an entire day and even engage in a little bit of chess. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects Britney

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. Full Story

Britney: the JJ first glimpse

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only his feet, not terribly exciting, but there he is being held by a nanny/assistant/wetnurse/whatever as Britney and the boys boarded a private jet outta Kentwood reportedly – per Perez – on their way to Vegas. As you can see, Jayden James is still a wee thing. Full Story

Britney: free but not quite cleansed

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Britney went home to Louisiana this weekend, choosing to spend time with family rather than party in South Beach as previously reported. Nice to see that the “shower and look nice” trend is continuing, though I suppose it was too much to expect that she’d be completely cleansed of trashy behaviour seeing as it’s only been a week since that degenerate growth was purged from her life. Full Story

Golddigger keeps digging

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected – Kevin has answered back. In response to Britney’s divorce petition, KFed has filed his own claims, specifically for custody of the boys and, of course, spousal support. Legal experts say this is the only way to squeeze more out of that pre-nup...thank Goddess for Lynn Spears who insisted upon it before Britney did the stupid. Full Story