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Britney: the JJ first glimpse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

Only his feet, not terribly exciting, but there he is being held by a nanny/assistant/wetnurse/whatever as Britney and the boys boarded a private jet outta Kentwood reportedly – per Perez – on their way to Vegas. As you can see, Jayden James is still a wee thing. Full Story

Britney: free but not quite cleansed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Britney went home to Louisiana this weekend, choosing to spend time with family rather than party in South Beach as previously reported. Nice to see that the “shower and look nice” trend is continuing, though I suppose it was too much to expect that she’d be completely cleansed of trashy behaviour seeing as it’s only been a week since that degenerate growth was purged from her life. Full Story

Golddigger keeps digging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

As expected – Kevin has answered back. In response to Britney’s divorce petition, KFed has filed his own claims, specifically for custody of the boys and, of course, spousal support. Legal experts say this is the only way to squeeze more out of that pre-nup...thank Goddess for Lynn Spears who insisted upon it before Britney did the stupid. Full Story

6,000 copies???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

6,000 fools actually forked out money for his lame ass rap? 6,000 people Rossum-ing from the ears? WTF??? By the way - he was apparently greeted by pappies the other day with the following: Hello Mr Spears! But according to Kevin, he would have been a slamdunk success by now if they had never gotten married. Full Story

The Divorce, the Stakes, the Rumours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

Tabloids are in a frenzy, each trying to piece together what happened during the final days of Federline freeloading. It is widely agreed that Britney and Kevin had a series of dramatic arguments beginning just before Halloween and culminating in NYC with Britney blindsiding KFed with divorce papers on Tuesday. Full Story

Sassy, Sexy, Single Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

As I’ve said before, Kevin Federline is like fleshing eating disease – Hollywood’s very own Necrotising Fasciitis - rotting away anything he touches, rotting away our beloved pop tart for the better part of 3 years. But in finally purging him from her life, Britney – the body, the mind, the face, even the skin – all of it has improved in leaps and bounds. Full Story

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be surprised, right? See Faith lose her sh-t here. Terrible form, non? But, as the Goddess would have it, when one diva explodes, another rises from the dead. Britney Spears, y’all. Britney is messaging through Dave. More on that later. Tuesday – continuous blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, and if you missed anything from Monday, click on “THIS WEEK” to get caught up on new juicy smut you don’t want to overlook. Tuesday is also Friday Night Lights…thank Goddess. Massive loin quiveration every time I hear that kid say “Lila”. I’m telling you gossips, if you’re not watching, you really should be. Yours in gossip, Lainey
Wednesday, November 1, 2006 Dear Gossips, Hard to believe but there was no reliable wireless connection at LAX…WTF??? It’s Wednesday, back at home, back to regular real time blogging schedule, check throughout the day for updates, and as for Reese…embarrassment is actually much worse than heartbreak. Hopefully Britney Spears is finally getting that message. New posts immediately after the opening cut and don’t forget to the archives for posts you may have missed. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Kevtwan is a Jayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

TMZ has obtained the birth certificate Source - it is indeed a boy but what was once Sutton Pierce is now officially Jayden James, little brother to Sean Pierce, 2nd child to Britney, another million dollar ka-ching to Kevin Federline. You will note however that the paperwork was filed only today, coincidentally just one week before KFed drops his musical atrocity, on the heels of 2 WWE appearances that have brought in killer ratings. Full Story

The Charmed Lives of KFed & The Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

The incomparable Thomas Hardy on Jack Durbeyfield from Tess of the D"Urbervilles: "Durbeyfield was what was once called a slack-twisted fellow; he had good strength to work at times; but the times could not be relied on to coincide with the hours of requirement; and, having been unaccustomed to the regular toil of the day-labourer, he was not particularly persistent when they did so coincide". Full Story