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Sassy, Sexy, Single Spears

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve said before, Kevin Federline is like fleshing eating disease – Hollywood’s very own Necrotising Fasciitis - rotting away anything he touches, rotting away our beloved pop tart for the better part of 3 years. But in finally purging him from her life, Britney – the body, the mind, the face, even the skin – all of it has improved in leaps and bounds. Full Story

Tuesday, November 7, 2006
Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be surprised, right? See Faith lose her sh-t here. Terrible form, non? But, as the Goddess would have it, when one diva explodes, another rises from the dead. Britney Spears, y’all. Britney is messaging through Dave. More on that later. Tuesday – continuous blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, and if you missed anything from Monday, click on “THIS WEEK” to get caught up on new juicy smut you don’t want to overlook. Tuesday is also Friday Night Lights…thank Goddess. Massive loin quiveration every time I hear that kid say “Lila”. I’m telling you gossips, if you’re not watching, you really should be. Yours in gossip, Lainey
Wednesday, November 1, 2006
Dear Gossips, Hard to believe but there was no reliable wireless connection at LAX…WTF??? It’s Wednesday, back at home, back to regular real time blogging schedule, check throughout the day for updates, and as for Reese…embarrassment is actually much worse than heartbreak. Hopefully Britney Spears is finally getting that message. New posts immediately after the opening cut and don’t forget to the archives for posts you may have missed. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Kevtwan is a Jayden

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ has obtained the birth certificate Source - it is indeed a boy but what was once Sutton Pierce is now officially Jayden James, little brother to Sean Pierce, 2nd child to Britney, another million dollar ka-ching to Kevin Federline. You will note however that the paperwork was filed only today, coincidentally just one week before KFed drops his musical atrocity, on the heels of 2 WWE appearances that have brought in killer ratings. Full Story

The Charmed Lives of KFed & The Junior

October 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The incomparable Thomas Hardy on Jack Durbeyfield from Tess of the D"Urbervilles: "Durbeyfield was what was once called a slack-twisted fellow; he had good strength to work at times; but the times could not be relied on to coincide with the hours of requirement; and, having been unaccustomed to the regular toil of the day-labourer, he was not particularly persistent when they did so coincide". Full Story

Britney Spears: lazy is as lazy does

September 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears. NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all the poster princess for sloth, as reflected in her choice of husband, and considering that her diet consists of Taco Bell, french fries, and Starbucks I suppose going to the gym to sweat it off the old fashioned way probably isn"t too appealing of an option. Full Story

On Sutton Pierce Federline

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for her children, no matter how much Taco Bell is coursing through their blood. Full Story

Britney spawns fourth Federline?

September 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UPDATE: no baby, just a gordita. As of press time (2:30 am EST) word on the street is that Britney Spears is about to or already has delivered her 2nd child. Hopefully this time they’ll name it what I had originally suggested: Kevtwan LaBritnius Federline – has a nice ring to it, non? E! News reported it first, that Britney was in hospital with ten thousand pappies camped outside. Full Story

Kevin Federline Fame Transfusion

August 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am a firm believer in the concept that just as you can give someone your blood, you can also give someone your fame. Hence fame transfusion, apparently what Britney Spears is willing to do for her golddigging jerkoff of a good for nothin" husband. After all, what"s a little professional sharing when your eggs are already involved? In other words, not a stretch on that front. Full Story

Best Mother: Britney Spears

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty much puts the seal on my decision to become Jennifer Aniston. Full Story