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Kevin Federline Fame Transfusion

August 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am a firm believer in the concept that just as you can give someone your blood, you can also give someone your fame. Hence fame transfusion, apparently what Britney Spears is willing to do for her golddigging jerkoff of a good for nothin" husband. After all, what"s a little professional sharing when your eggs are already involved? In other words, not a stretch on that front. Full Story

Best Mother: Britney Spears

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty much puts the seal on my decision to become Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Britney Spears & the power of packaging

August 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen this??? Taken during the inaugural summer of Federline love, while Britney still had a cute body and a loyal fanbase, it is a heartbreaking glimpse into the reverberating void that is her brain, and also illustrates perfectly why home videos are a publicist"s worst nightmare. Full Story

Ashlee in concert

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The nose is great. The effect of the starvation diet is not. And just in case you were wondering about whether or not Ashlee slowed down the thinnification, Jennifer E wrote in with her reassurance that Ashlee is indeed still emaciating. Full Story

Britney Spears: the booboos are back!

June 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s a disaster…and I cannot get enough! Still intent on changing public perception about her marriage, Britney sat down for an interview and a photoshop/photosession with OK Magazine to dish on booboos and marriage and even how she “keeps fit” during pregnancy. Say whaaaa? Now I am by no means a fan of anorexia but come on…when was the last time you’d describe Britney has “fit”??? Seriously, y’all…are we sure she hasn’t been lobotomized? See for yourself. Full Story

Mischa Barton: bitch bitch bitch

June 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago, People Magazine reported that Mischa Barton took her dog Ziggy to a Toronto veterinarian clinic where the puppy was subsequently fitted with a cute pink cast. See attached. I’ve now heard from a source at the practice that Mischa was “apparently terrible to deal with… when the clinic asked her for deposit (which is common practice before you can see an emergency vet) she said ‘don’t you realize who I am?”. Full Story

Britney vs Julia and the world

June 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did she really call her kids her “booboos”??? And did she really call out Julia Roberts for being a homewrecker too? Did she really say her “maid” was a “slacker”??? I hope you watched it. Please tell me you did. A full hour of Britney – it was SO worth it. Not only for pure entertainment value but also as a public service announcement against the dangers of child stardom. Full Story

Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than strong and that the intense scrutiny on her private life and her mothering skills is the bane of her existence. Full Story

Heather rocks the old school tits: CAUTION NUDITY

June 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The British tabloids hate Heather Mills. So when they find something delicious and dirty on Heather Mills, they do not hesitate to take it public. Like these smutty old porn shots circa 1988 published yesterday in the London Sun. Something about an erotic love book, helping couples discover physical intimacy…Who cares? The point is, you get to see her breasts. Full Story

Most Shapeless: Kate Hudson

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why starve and smoke yourself back down to pre-baby anorexic proportions if you’re just going to out in a white blob? I don’t understand this. And I don’t care how trendy those shoes are, they totally suck. I call these Britney Spears “turned out foot” shoes. You know, my pet peeve Full Story

Britney Spears: red is the sign of hope

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh text message I received yesterday from a source in LA: "notice how she"s looking better? With the lipstick and everything? She denies but she is totally in to this guy, not to have an affair but it"s something fun, like a crush at work. We are all pretty excited because Kevin is really mad." The "guy" in question is apparently some music producer who has been photographed on a couple of occasions with La Brit, even going so far as to strap on the Bjorn which, as we all know, is a helluva lot more than what that KF*cker is capable of. Full Story