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The Charmed Lives of KFed & The Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

The incomparable Thomas Hardy on Jack Durbeyfield from Tess of the D"Urbervilles: "Durbeyfield was what was once called a slack-twisted fellow; he had good strength to work at times; but the times could not be relied on to coincide with the hours of requirement; and, having been unaccustomed to the regular toil of the day-labourer, he was not particularly persistent when they did so coincide". Full Story

Britney Spears: lazy is as lazy does

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2006 12:00:00 September 21, 2006 12:00:00

Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears. NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all the poster princess for sloth, as reflected in her choice of husband, and considering that her diet consists of Taco Bell, french fries, and Starbucks I suppose going to the gym to sweat it off the old fashioned way probably isn"t too appealing of an option. Full Story

On Sutton Pierce Federline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2006 12:00:00 September 18, 2006 12:00:00

SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for her children, no matter how much Taco Bell is coursing through their blood. Full Story

Britney spawns fourth Federline?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2006 12:00:00 September 8, 2006 12:00:00

UPDATE: no baby, just a gordita. As of press time (2:30 am EST) word on the street is that Britney Spears is about to or already has delivered her 2nd child. Hopefully this time they’ll name it what I had originally suggested: Kevtwan LaBritnius Federline – has a nice ring to it, non? E! News reported it first, that Britney was in hospital with ten thousand pappies camped outside. Full Story

Kevin Federline Fame Transfusion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2006 12:00:00 August 31, 2006 12:00:00

Am a firm believer in the concept that just as you can give someone your blood, you can also give someone your fame. Hence fame transfusion, apparently what Britney Spears is willing to do for her golddigging jerkoff of a good for nothin" husband. After all, what"s a little professional sharing when your eggs are already involved? In other words, not a stretch on that front. Full Story

Best Mother: Britney Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty much puts the seal on my decision to become Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Britney Spears & the power of packaging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

Have you seen this??? Taken during the inaugural summer of Federline love, while Britney still had a cute body and a loyal fanbase, it is a heartbreaking glimpse into the reverberating void that is her brain, and also illustrates perfectly why home videos are a publicist"s worst nightmare. Full Story

Ashlee in concert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

The nose is great. The effect of the starvation diet is not. And just in case you were wondering about whether or not Ashlee slowed down the thinnification, Jennifer E wrote in with her reassurance that Ashlee is indeed still emaciating. Full Story

Britney Spears: the booboos are back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2006 12:00:00 June 23, 2006 12:00:00

She’s a disaster…and I cannot get enough! Still intent on changing public perception about her marriage, Britney sat down for an interview and a photoshop/photosession with OK Magazine to dish on booboos and marriage and even how she “keeps fit” during pregnancy. Say whaaaa? Now I am by no means a fan of anorexia but come on…when was the last time you’d describe Britney has “fit”??? Seriously, y’all…are we sure she hasn’t been lobotomized? See for yourself. Full Story

Mischa Barton: bitch bitch bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

A few weeks ago, People Magazine reported that Mischa Barton took her dog Ziggy to a Toronto veterinarian clinic where the puppy was subsequently fitted with a cute pink cast. See attached. I’ve now heard from a source at the practice that Mischa was “apparently terrible to deal with… when the clinic asked her for deposit (which is common practice before you can see an emergency vet) she said ‘don’t you realize who I am?”. Full Story

Britney vs Julia and the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2006 12:00:00 June 16, 2006 12:00:00

Did she really call her kids her “booboos”??? And did she really call out Julia Roberts for being a homewrecker too? Did she really say her “maid” was a “slacker”??? I hope you watched it. Please tell me you did. A full hour of Britney – it was SO worth it. Not only for pure entertainment value but also as a public service announcement against the dangers of child stardom. Full Story