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Heather rocks the old school tits: CAUTION NUDITY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

The British tabloids hate Heather Mills. So when they find something delicious and dirty on Heather Mills, they do not hesitate to take it public. Like these smutty old porn shots circa 1988 published yesterday in the London Sun. Something about an erotic love book, helping couples discover physical intimacy…Who cares? The point is, you get to see her breasts. Full Story

Most Shapeless: Kate Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00

Why starve and smoke yourself back down to pre-baby anorexic proportions if you’re just going to out in a white blob? I don’t understand this. And I don’t care how trendy those shoes are, they totally suck. I call these Britney Spears “turned out foot” shoes. You know, my pet peeve Full Story

Britney Spears: red is the sign of hope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

Fresh text message I received yesterday from a source in LA: "notice how she"s looking better? With the lipstick and everything? She denies but she is totally in to this guy, not to have an affair but it"s something fun, like a crush at work. We are all pretty excited because Kevin is really mad." The "guy" in question is apparently some music producer who has been photographed on a couple of occasions with La Brit, even going so far as to strap on the Bjorn which, as we all know, is a helluva lot more than what that KF*cker is capable of. Full Story

Brian Austin Green likes "em young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

She"s like 19 or something - a very, very attractive girl who apparently can"t wait til she gets home. No, seriously, she can"t. The little sexpot is horny on wheels. Now six months ago, I was all over the growed up and surprisingly hot Brian Green. These days? Definitely not. Definitely not feeling the pervy playboy style, especially from someone who peaked professionally a decade ago and is hanging on to his 10 year p&ssy pass for as long as he can. Full Story

Britney begs for sympathy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2006 12:00:00 May 20, 2006 12:00:00

Who can resist the tears of a woman, even a woman as irritatingly ignorant as Britney Spears? In case you haven’t heard, Britney almost dropped her baby the other day, in front a large crowd of pappies, wearing heels and holding a drink, her ankle turned, Sean’s head snapped back, and she was steadied in the knick of time before doing serious damage to her child. Full Story

Thursday, May 11, 2006 Dear gossips, Yes. She"s pregnant. But she"s also still a master media manipulatrix. And in the world of smut, how many other young "uns can go boob to boob with Britney Spears??? Quick housekeeping item before the dish. I"ll be posting brief missives on the site while I"m in Europe but unable to send regular newsletter alerts to subscribers during my travels. So check and check often to get caught up. First stop: London. I"ll be there for the weekend stalking Posh. Wish me luck. In today"s issue: Britney rules the week, Lindsay Lohan - another day another dirty face, the Jakey debate yet again, Uma Thurman quivers my loins, a side by side Friend comparison, another split for Simpson, and some exclusive Rachel/Ryan scoop you won"t find anywhere else.

Britney Spears: non news & wishful thinking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

Like you were surprised??? On the off chance you"ve been confined to gossip detox for the last 24 hours, Britney Spears went on Letterman last night and confirmed the worst kept secret in Hollywood - that Kevin Federline is the most fertile man in the history of sperm and that he has managed to secure another million dollars from her womb. Full Story

Britney: looking good in NY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - when or if she pulls her head outta her ass and ditches the deadbeat. Full Story

Sunday, May 7, 2006 Dear gossips, You, me, WE - the collective and royal smutting WE - we have succeeded. And what have WE done??? Well for starters, many of WE did not make Tom Cruise a part of our weekend. The result? A weekend box office take of less than $50 million, exactly what Paramount executives have been worried about for months. Don"t get me wrong - for any other movie, $50 million would be a decent debut. But when you consider the hype and cost associated with marketing this film, and the fact that movies almost never outgross their opening in subsequent weeks, and that a slew of major blockbusters have yet to drop (DaVinci, X3, Superman…just to name three) MI:3"s underperformance is yet another clear and present indication that the reign of the Gay Midget Dwarf is coming to an end. At 40 plus, with no major deals in the works, with Oscar as elusive as ever, the future seems bleak for our TomTom. But the funny thing is - I don"t feel like celebrating. Quite the opposite, in fact. Call it going soft, called it the Aniston empathy syndrome, call it whatever you like…but the only emotion that remains is pity. I pity Tom. Just like I pity Jen. The biggest frauds in the business, victims of their own drama, of their own hype - 2 of Hollywood"s most mediocre find themselves ridiculed in public and unable to stand up to the scorn with the kind of professional slamdunk success to justify their insidious mass market saturation. Oh.My.Goddess. Can you see Her perfect plan??? Box office poison + box office puke = Jen & Tom together fuh-evah! Anicruise, Tommifer, Taniston…The.Most.Brilliantly.Conceived PR strategy in the history of Hollywood hookups. She can"t exist without a man, he can"t exist without an anti-homo love interest. A new supercouple borne out of the ashes of double career suicide only to find rebirth through a carefully crafted love mergification and a resulting mystery child appropriately named Phoenix Rising Aniston Hubbard Cruise. If it ever happened, I would die a happy gossip. In today"s issue: Britney Spears - the non event and the growing bump, praising Ashlee"s nose, Jess and Ken becoming each other, Dean McDermott outFeds the Kfed, and Jennifer Lopez"s red carpet triumph.

Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little flash of her breast feeder bra, flats in check - as always - to keep up (or down) with her diminutive fiance. Full Story

Britney Spears: silent, sad, and growing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of mamas, many of you wrote to me last week and over the weekend enquiring about the press conference that never was. Just to recap - buzz was very, very loud a few days ago about a supposed announcement from Britney on May 4th, prompting speculation that she would confirm her 2nd pregnancy or announce plans for a new record and tour, or even that she was finally going to divorce the dirty f*cker also known as her husband. Full Story