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Thursday, May 11, 2006
Dear gossips, Yes. She"s pregnant. But she"s also still a master media manipulatrix. And in the world of smut, how many other young "uns can go boob to boob with Britney Spears??? Quick housekeeping item before the dish. I"ll be posting brief missives on the site while I"m in Europe but unable to send regular newsletter alerts to subscribers during my travels. So check and check often to get caught up. First stop: London. I"ll be there for the weekend stalking Posh. Wish me luck. In today"s issue: Britney rules the week, Lindsay Lohan - another day another dirty face, the Jakey debate yet again, Uma Thurman quivers my loins, a side by side Friend comparison, another split for Simpson, and some exclusive Rachel/Ryan scoop you won"t find anywhere else.

Britney Spears: non news & wishful thinking

May 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like you were surprised??? On the off chance you"ve been confined to gossip detox for the last 24 hours, Britney Spears went on Letterman last night and confirmed the worst kept secret in Hollywood - that Kevin Federline is the most fertile man in the history of sperm and that he has managed to secure another million dollars from her womb. Full Story

Britney: looking good in NY

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - when or if she pulls her head outta her ass and ditches the deadbeat. Full Story

Sunday, May 7, 2006
Dear gossips, You, me, WE - the collective and royal smutting WE - we have succeeded. And what have WE done??? Well for starters, many of WE did not make Tom Cruise a part of our weekend. The result? A weekend box office take of less than $50 million, exactly what Paramount executives have been worried about for months. Don"t get me wrong - for any other movie, $50 million would be a decent debut. But when you consider the hype and cost associated with marketing this film, and the fact that movies almost never outgross their opening in subsequent weeks, and that a slew of major blockbusters have yet to drop (DaVinci, X3, Superman…just to name three) MI:3"s underperformance is yet another clear and present indication that the reign of the Gay Midget Dwarf is coming to an end. At 40 plus, with no major deals in the works, with Oscar as elusive as ever, the future seems bleak for our TomTom. But the funny thing is - I don"t feel like celebrating. Quite the opposite, in fact. Call it going soft, called it the Aniston empathy syndrome, call it whatever you like…but the only emotion that remains is pity. I pity Tom. Just like I pity Jen. The biggest frauds in the business, victims of their own drama, of their own hype - 2 of Hollywood"s most mediocre find themselves ridiculed in public and unable to stand up to the scorn with the kind of professional slamdunk success to justify their insidious mass market saturation. Oh.My.Goddess. Can you see Her perfect plan??? Box office poison + box office puke = Jen & Tom together fuh-evah! Anicruise, Tommifer, Taniston…The.Most.Brilliantly.Conceived PR strategy in the history of Hollywood hookups. She can"t exist without a man, he can"t exist without an anti-homo love interest. A new supercouple borne out of the ashes of double career suicide only to find rebirth through a carefully crafted love mergification and a resulting mystery child appropriately named Phoenix Rising Aniston Hubbard Cruise. If it ever happened, I would die a happy gossip. In today"s issue: Britney Spears - the non event and the growing bump, praising Ashlee"s nose, Jess and Ken becoming each other, Dean McDermott outFeds the Kfed, and Jennifer Lopez"s red carpet triumph.

Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic

May 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little flash of her breast feeder bra, flats in check - as always - to keep up (or down) with her diminutive fiance. Full Story

Britney Spears: silent, sad, and growing

May 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of mamas, many of you wrote to me last week and over the weekend enquiring about the press conference that never was. Just to recap - buzz was very, very loud a few days ago about a supposed announcement from Britney on May 4th, prompting speculation that she would confirm her 2nd pregnancy or announce plans for a new record and tour, or even that she was finally going to divorce the dirty f*cker also known as her husband. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. Tired and haggard and very, very OLD. Never thought I"d say this but she"s much more attractive when she"s getting gangbanged by the Jackass crew (and/or Maroon 5) on a regular basis. Full Story

Mrs. Beckham in the Big Apple

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So nice to see a woman stick with her only Goddess-given talent. Posh could give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers, doncha think? Here"s Vicky and her ski lift nose in spectacular red on a shopping trip in NYC. For all the times that Britney Spears has left her house looking and smelling like poo, thank Goddess for Mrs. Full Story

The Devolution of Prom Attire: Jamie Lynn Spears

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently inherited the family gene for dressing 5 times her age, like so many other southern fried bubblegum blondes before her. Check out Jamie Lynn at her boyfriend"s prom wearing a wonderfully sparkly Miss America gown that happens to match perfectly with her man. Now I know it"s perhaps unrealistic to expect unassuming teenagers to grow any sense of style before completing their senior year but I am terribly fascinated by the fact that in spite of so many advances in the field, prom fashion remains as tacky and as tasteless as ever. Full Story

Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Dear gossips, After too many days of b-list divorce fixation, leave it to the Pitts to jack up our smutty spirits with a lovely - if not a tad self promotional - photo spread for Hello. More on that later. Just a housekeeping issue first, if you don"t mind. I"m in the process of switching over my database. Which is why things have been so damn slow of late. Should be another week. So if you"re hitting the site at peak hours - mornings and lunch - could I trouble you for some patience? Thank you - I appreciate the support! In today"s issue: Angie and Brad back at the beach, discussing Jude"s pits, more Sheen/Richards drama, Posh and Becks on the town, Reese Witherspoon and the return of frump, movement on the Freebie 5, and for the 4th time this year - Britney Spears is pregnant.

Britney Spears: baby drama, Vegas drama

April 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Us Weekly, she is slamdunk pregnant. Apparently she also burst into tears when she found out. Funny thing is, a month ago, in the face of loud baby rumours from every other tabloid, the Us folk insisted she wasn"t. Now however, they claim 100% verification, even though she was reported to be boozing just a couple of weeks ago. Full Story