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Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. Tired and haggard and very, very OLD. Never thought I"d say this but she"s much more attractive when she"s getting gangbanged by the Jackass crew (and/or Maroon 5) on a regular basis. Full Story

Mrs. Beckham in the Big Apple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

So nice to see a woman stick with her only Goddess-given talent. Posh could give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers, doncha think? Here"s Vicky and her ski lift nose in spectacular red on a shopping trip in NYC. For all the times that Britney Spears has left her house looking and smelling like poo, thank Goddess for Mrs. Full Story

The Devolution of Prom Attire: Jamie Lynn Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently inherited the family gene for dressing 5 times her age, like so many other southern fried bubblegum blondes before her. Check out Jamie Lynn at her boyfriend"s prom wearing a wonderfully sparkly Miss America gown that happens to match perfectly with her man. Now I know it"s perhaps unrealistic to expect unassuming teenagers to grow any sense of style before completing their senior year but I am terribly fascinated by the fact that in spite of so many advances in the field, prom fashion remains as tacky and as tasteless as ever. Full Story

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 Dear gossips, After too many days of b-list divorce fixation, leave it to the Pitts to jack up our smutty spirits with a lovely - if not a tad self promotional - photo spread for Hello. More on that later. Just a housekeeping issue first, if you don"t mind. I"m in the process of switching over my database. Which is why things have been so damn slow of late. Should be another week. So if you"re hitting the site at peak hours - mornings and lunch - could I trouble you for some patience? Thank you - I appreciate the support! In today"s issue: Angie and Brad back at the beach, discussing Jude"s pits, more Sheen/Richards drama, Posh and Becks on the town, Reese Witherspoon and the return of frump, movement on the Freebie 5, and for the 4th time this year - Britney Spears is pregnant.

Britney Spears: baby drama, Vegas drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

According to Us Weekly, she is slamdunk pregnant. Apparently she also burst into tears when she found out. Funny thing is, a month ago, in the face of loud baby rumours from every other tabloid, the Us folk insisted she wasn"t. Now however, they claim 100% verification, even though she was reported to be boozing just a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is coming in droves. Because according to Britney herself, she’s not pregnant, she’s actually, in her words, "just fat". Full Story

Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2006 12:00:00 February 23, 2006 12:00:00

Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of Kevin and an unknown blonde walking arm and arm. Full Story

Britney Spears and People Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2006 12:00:00 February 16, 2006 12:00:00

I’m a total sucker for a great People Magazine profile. From JustJared. This one about Britney is another one of those. Bullsh*t? Of course! But for the first time in a long time, I actually liked her a little, which is saying a lot. Now before some of you go rip roaring for blood, reminding me of the baby driving incident. Full Story

Anything for attention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Oh she"s a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we"ve even added enhancements to the list. Full Story