Chicken Fried Trust Issues

October 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As predicted, Britney did not attend the hearing this morning – the hearing SHE requested so that her kids might be permitted to stay overnight with her during her supervised visits.

KFed was absent as well… but he’s not the one lobbying for a modification of the court’s ruling now, is he?

Britney’s attorney claimed that the overnight stays were necessary because the children are being “psychologically harmed” as a result of the existing arrangement. Apparently SJP and JJ have to be woken in the middle of the night to be taken home to their father which is understandably deemed "disruptive" to their development.


Buried underneath all this smut is the crux of the matter: there are two boys being ripped apart by their loser father and even more by the chicken fried stupidity of their mother.

But how do you solve the problem like the Britney? How do you keep a skank above the sand?

Well…according to her lawyer, Britney has “trust issues” and as a result of her “transitional period” is requesting that her mother serve as a court approved “monitor” to satisfy the court’s mandate that she can only be with her babies when someone else is watching.

KFed’s team is said to be vehemently opposed to this suggestion – at press time, it’s still being negotiated although judging by what happened yesterday, Britney isn’t going to see her appeals granted any time soon…especially since she can’t help but show her bald snatch getting out of the car.

Yes… another flashing, another cooch exposure. I’m sure if you really want to, you’ll find them out there somewhere. Accidental? After so many incidents? Knowing that there are those who are gainfully employed by following her around everyday?


I don’t have issues with anyone going commando, but you’d think this twat would have the sense just once to throw her bag between her legs to block the shot.

Nope. That’s Britney. The same Britney who calls up the paps to tell them where she’ll be. This bit of info thanks to Kristi S who emailed this morning about Harvey Levin’s comments on the radio. Harvey of course runs and confirmed on KROQ 106.7 yesterday that Britney calls TMZ regularly to give them the heads up on her whereabouts, just to make it easier for the paps to find her.

Sympathy??? Really??? Whatever.

Here’s Brit yesterday and the back of her bunk ass weave. That sh-t needs to get burned.


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