The Daily Ugly: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00
At the London premiere of MI:3. I put him in the same category as that other androgynous freak Cillian Murphy. Honestly, if either of them pulled down their pants, I would be shocked if I saw a peepee…or any genitalia for that matter. JRM also has that bone chilling ice blue eyes thing going on - part junkie glaze/part sociopathic killer. It"s frightening. It"s the stuff of bad dreams. And if you look at it for too long, he starts to suck the life out of your soul. Next. Please.

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