Brittany Murphy Gossip

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Mother Ginger is a Goddess

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some spices have babies and turn into stone: skeletal bones, hardened breasts, engorged lips all teetering on two pin thin legs and even thinner heels. Other spices have babies and turn in to Eddie Murphy-dating trannies. And then there are the spices who have babies and are much better for it. Full Story

The Trannification of Scary Spice

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was never dainty but seriously…when did this happen??? And - gulp - is that tie dye??? Now I"ve seen some maybe hermies in my lifetime but this one is quite possibly the most jarring, most disturbing, considering she used to be a Spice, one fifth of the most sought after, girl power, pop sensation in recent memory, and undoubtedly a wealthy, wealthy woman which makes the low classy extensions and the Walmart footwear an unforgivable disgrace…SWEET GODDESS! Oh…and by the way … you know Eddie Murphy is hittin" this, right? Full Story

TIFF Quick Hits

September 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale: I know there’s a healthy majority out there campaigning for his spot on the Freebie 5 so this is for you. Super sexy with his accent, great body, not really concerned for aesthetics, was wearing sneakers on the red carpet, and terribly terribly serious. Even at the party. Which is why he’s not a famewhore. Full Story

Faster Kill Pussycat Guess the Ass

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve no doubt you’ve heard the song – Paul Oakenfold’s Faster Kill Pussycat, with a surprisingly decent Brittany Murphy, my favourite song of the summer, next to Shakira’s insanely addictive Hips. So I have a copy of the CD up for grabs, winner to be decided by a game of Guess the Ass. Tell me who it belongs to. Full Story

Brittany Murphy: becoming Jessica Simpson

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since when did Jessica Simpson become the style standard to be followed? Why is there a new Jessie clone popping up every week? Did I miss something? Take a look at Brittany Murphy at the Groomsmen premiere. Fake tan? Check. Fake hair? Check. Plastic smile? Over the top dress? Weird ass bent leg pose? Check check check. Full Story

Best Shoes: Carolyn Murphy

June 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can"t really see them but they do look nice. And I just wanted an excuse to talk about her porn video. Have you seen it? Don"t mean to sound pervy or anything but she"s kinky hot. And for a supermodel, she has an impressively nice ass. Scratch that. It"s THE most perfect ass I"ve ever seen. Not a trace of cellie, not a line, not a crease, not a pimple, not a scar. Full Story

Needing supervision

May 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marriage doesn"t necesssarily negate the gay. Not that that"s news to you, right? But what happens when you can no longer rely on it to cover the glitter? Well in his case, the best move is to make sure everyone *thinks* you"re out for tail. Female tail. A bevy of friends" friends, assistants, orchestrated dinners or outings just to be seen, and subsequent stories that show up here and there, just to keep up the illusion. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

April 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the London premiere of MI:3. I put him in the same category as that other androgynous freak Cillian Murphy. Honestly, if either of them pulled down their pants, I would be shocked if I saw a peepee…or any genitalia for that matter. JRM also has that bone chilling ice blue eyes thing going on - part junkie glaze/part sociopathic killer. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Brittany Murphy

April 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don"t enjoy trashing people I like. And since I never like anyone famous, it"s even more painful to have to tear down a sweetheart like Brittany. Because she really is a doll. When I saw her she was polite and pleasant, she had a smile for everyone, she was genuinely grateful to be helped, and unlike so many of her Hollywood peers, she did not go out of her way to make people feel small. Full Story

From Sharon S: gaydar guess - WARNING LEWD PHOTO

January 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The gaydar A-lister must be Arnold Shwarzenegger. But I"m at a loss for the B-lister. I want to say Mike Meyers or Eddie Murphy, but they"re not exactly what I"d call "thespians". John Lithgow is too old. Antonio Banderas? Please, do tell. Full Story