Brittany Murphy Gossip

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AMA Miss America: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Did her mother design this dress? I’m inclined to think not. Because she looks great in it. And because it’s not ugly. A tad beauty pageant, perhaps, but definitely not ugly. And was she totally adorable last night or what? Especially when Jay Z was performing – boppin’ her head, wavin’ her arms, smilin’ big and pretty and maybe even a little bit fake for the cameras…which naturally had my smutty sense tingling. Full Story

About Brittany Murphy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

An exclusive photo from Japan – thanks to the Lovely Ell. Apparently The Alba Demon could stand to learn a lesson or two from Brittany about onset behaviour. She was in Yokohama last week filming a movie called The Ramen Girl – so low budget it may never be screened. Shooting on this day lasted 14 hours. Full Story

Scary is the new Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

TMZ is reporting that Scary Spice Mel B is pregnant with Eddie Murphy"s baby - possibly twins. Apparently she went into a lingerie shoppe complaining of fatigue, revealing that carrying the baby was making her tired. Full Story

Mother Ginger is a Goddess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

Some spices have babies and turn into stone: skeletal bones, hardened breasts, engorged lips all teetering on two pin thin legs and even thinner heels. Other spices have babies and turn in to Eddie Murphy-dating trannies. And then there are the spices who have babies and are much better for it. Full Story

The Trannification of Scary Spice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

She was never dainty but seriously…when did this happen??? And - gulp - is that tie dye??? Now I"ve seen some maybe hermies in my lifetime but this one is quite possibly the most jarring, most disturbing, considering she used to be a Spice, one fifth of the most sought after, girl power, pop sensation in recent memory, and undoubtedly a wealthy, wealthy woman which makes the low classy extensions and the Walmart footwear an unforgivable disgrace…SWEET GODDESS! Oh…and by the way … you know Eddie Murphy is hittin" this, right? Full Story

TIFF Quick Hits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2006 12:00:00 September 11, 2006 12:00:00

Christian Bale: I know there’s a healthy majority out there campaigning for his spot on the Freebie 5 so this is for you. Super sexy with his accent, great body, not really concerned for aesthetics, was wearing sneakers on the red carpet, and terribly terribly serious. Even at the party. Which is why he’s not a famewhore. Full Story

Brittany Murphy: becoming Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Since when did Jessica Simpson become the style standard to be followed? Why is there a new Jessie clone popping up every week? Did I miss something? Take a look at Brittany Murphy at the Groomsmen premiere. Fake tan? Check. Fake hair? Check. Plastic smile? Over the top dress? Weird ass bent leg pose? Check check check. Full Story

Best Shoes: Carolyn Murphy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

I can"t really see them but they do look nice. And I just wanted an excuse to talk about her porn video. Have you seen it? Don"t mean to sound pervy or anything but she"s kinky hot. And for a supermodel, she has an impressively nice ass. Scratch that. It"s THE most perfect ass I"ve ever seen. Not a trace of cellie, not a line, not a crease, not a pimple, not a scar. Full Story

Needing supervision

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Marriage doesn"t necesssarily negate the gay. Not that that"s news to you, right? But what happens when you can no longer rely on it to cover the glitter? Well in his case, the best move is to make sure everyone *thinks* you"re out for tail. Female tail. A bevy of friends" friends, assistants, orchestrated dinners or outings just to be seen, and subsequent stories that show up here and there, just to keep up the illusion. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

At the London premiere of MI:3. I put him in the same category as that other androgynous freak Cillian Murphy. Honestly, if either of them pulled down their pants, I would be shocked if I saw a peepee…or any genitalia for that matter. JRM also has that bone chilling ice blue eyes thing going on - part junkie glaze/part sociopathic killer. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Brittany Murphy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

I don"t enjoy trashing people I like. And since I never like anyone famous, it"s even more painful to have to tear down a sweetheart like Brittany. Because she really is a doll. When I saw her she was polite and pleasant, she had a smile for everyone, she was genuinely grateful to be helped, and unlike so many of her Hollywood peers, she did not go out of her way to make people feel small. Full Story