Bros Before Hos
Is that what they say? Duana was trying to remember the female equivalent last week. It came to her in the end:
Chicks before dicks.
But this is about Bromance… and Brody Jenner has just landed his own show on MTV, auditioning “regular” boys to be his new BFF by testing them in various manly man activities like jumping out of planes to determine their “trust, reliability, and compatibility”.
At the end of each episode, everyone piles into a hot tub and the loser has to leave the hot tub with his shorts all wet and sticky against his body.
Brody will be at the MMVAs this Sunday pimping himself and it goes without saying, the show will be a hit. Like The Hills is a hit even though it’s dead. Because people will watch sh*t instead of watching Friday Night Lights.
Attached – Brody at the Movie Awards last week.