Most Desperate: Cameron Diaz
January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Oh it was bad, it was more than bad – in fact it was actually worse than bad… Worse than bad is embarrassing and pathetic and this is what happened to Cameron Diaz. Like a child who tries too hard, who holds on too tight, who wants it so much, you can smell the desperation like an open wound, Cam wanted so badly to celebrate single and throw it in his face and she came up miserably short. Head to toe disaster verging on a return to Hermy, mixed with some tranny and a little subservient geisha and just to make it worse … the most foolish presenter of the night – with that Valley Girl giggle and her trademark irritating hiccup, I could FEEL Helen Mirren rolling her eyes and then the ultimate insult, the ultimate undoing, the ultimate betrayal of my sympathy for her recent struggles: It’s InFERNAL Affairs, you degenerate bitch! With an F, NOT with a T, and don’t blame it on the prompter either – that’s what a rehearsal is for! Conclusion? Cameron Diaz back on the Hate List, Cameron Diaz back to Tranny Hermy. Forever.