The UnHermaphrication of Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Sweet Goddess. I think it"s the 2nd Cam sighting in a row where I haven"t been fascinated by her dual genital condition. Is it possible? Has Hermy Diaz lost her balls? Here she is leaving Shag the other night looking surprisingly lovely. By no means gorgeous, but decidedly unmangled which, when you consider what we"re dealing with, is actually the stuff of miracles. Fresh skin, non-demonic expression, no weapons in hand, no foam dripping from her mouth…I"m impressed, gossips. I"m not in love, mind you. But I"m impressed. Although I can never understand how those shoes stay on. I tried a pair for myself recently in Poland (like, the best place EVER in the world for shoes) and that little knob just didn"t seem to hold my ugly ass foot. Interesting that she has that weird 2nd toe is bigger than the big toe thing that I have too. It freaks people out. Like ET"s head coming out of your flipflops. SO not attractive. There"s a saying in Chinese: "if 2nd toe bigger than big toe, whole life will be poor." Clearly the proverb doesn"t apply to white people.

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