Hermy & Douche: hygiene heaven
As mentioned last week, on hygiene habit alone, these two are perfectly matched. And their dirty love continues.
Friday night, Cameron Diaz and John Mayer threw back drink after drink and touched each other all over at the Bowery Hotel Friday night. Of course you know if People is reporting it, it means they want you to think it’s true.
Poor Jessica Simpson has probably eaten her way to China by now. Passed over for an ex Herm with long, long legs instead of her trademark Tranny Simpson stumpy ones, not to mention Cam’s killer physique, Jess has been out of the spotlight for weeks shooting her straight to video release in Louisiana. Rumour has it she “broke” her nose and had to buy a new one…which means when we see her again, she’ll look like her sister Ashlee who looks nothing like her sister Ashlee.
It’ll be another thing she has in common with Cam. Cam broke her nose too!
Here’s Cam showing off those legs last week in NYC. The hair – My Best Friend’s Wedding revisited, non?