Hermy and the Golden Shower
What the fack???
Us Weekly is reporting that Cameron Diaz and John Mayer are dating!!! Apparently the two were out in NYC for dinner last night. They’ve spent time together before with friends but have now graduated to solo outings.
Said a source: “It"s new and developing...but they really like each other and it went well.”
What happened to that British billionaire environmental-philanthropist??? From Pipsqueak’s undropped balls to a Douche with limp dick music? Actually…it makes sense.
Cam has long been rumoured in Hollywood to have some, um, rather questionable hygiene issues. She farts and she burps and she revels in bodily function grossness too. So if anyone is a perfect candidate for getting pissed on, it’s absolutely Cameron Diaz.
Love, love, love.