The through-line is DOUCHE

April 17, 2012 19:52:18 Posted at April 17, 2012 19:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Cameron Diaz covers the new issue of InStyle. Which is why she was in Paris a few months ago for Haute Couture Week; she was picking clothes. I like watching Cam’s clothes on a carpet. It’s always, always interesting to me what she wears.

Here’s my favourite quote from the interview. Cam on her romantic past:

“I would never have guessed that I would end up dating any of the guys I’ve dated—never! There’s no through-line between them. But I love love, and love comes from many different places. When I was going through a bit of a heartbreak a little while ago, I said to a friend, ‘Wow, this really hurts!’ And he said to me, ‘That just shows you what your capacity for loving is.’ I would rather have my heart broken a thousand times than never to love at all. I have so much love to give—I’m not empty of love, I’m full of love.”

Yes. For douchebags, there’s your through-line. Jared Leto, Justin Timberlake, A-Rod, P Daddy... who can’t find the through-line? The through-line is a dick swinging it around and make her chase it. And somehow she proceeds, undeterred.

Click here for more on Cam in InStyle.  

Cam’s cover of course is in service of the upcoming What To Expect When You’re Expecting which looks... abysmal to me and probably MUST-SEE! to people who care about baby-making to the point where they’re willing to be insulted at the theatre by THIS:

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