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Dear Gwyneth: what friends are for

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

I frequently contend that much of the ridiculous that "TRANSPIRES" in Hollywood can be attributed to the fact that these people are desperately lacking in genuine friendship, with a loosely formulated theory still in its infancy that supposes that the more famous the celebrity, the less authenticity exists in her companions, illustrated quite beautifully among the Hollywood Slut Brigade, and of course Lindsay Lohan featuring prominently as Exhibit A. Full Story

Dirty Face Got the Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2006 12:00:00 September 21, 2006 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan"s foundation issues are spreading across the carpet. What is that they always say? Good from far, far from good? At first glance, Cam is alright at JT"s party last night. Pretty hot, in fact. When I went to People.com and found the first shot, I was actually pretty impressed. And then you zoom in, and then you see the splotch, the way her features are kinda mashed together, the way they look even more mashed together from the dirty face, and the extensions…maybe they"re for a role, maybe it"s not a voluntary submission but man do those look bunk, and man does her face ever look greasy, and man is it just me or has she lost just a tad too much weight? And still…unfortunately… the balls aren"t back. Full Story

Pipsqueak & the ball drop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

A manly man new album and a campaign to erase the boyband era - it"s the Hollywood equivalent of a testosterone shot to finally lower those adolescent balls and in Justin Timberlake"s case to get rid of that pipsqueak once and for all. Too bad his bad ass rampage looks more like a 5 year old temper and… um… was giggling the desired reaction to what"s supposed to be "rage" in those attack-mode eyes??? Check out JT with Cam, arriving at a party last night when a photographer tried snapping photos. Full Story

Pro-Love for Diaz Dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, the irritation of it eases over time, especially if it"s backed up by such a slammin" body, if not a little manly. Full Story

Beautiful Kate in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

My sad list: 1. The Leafs. No further explanation required. 2. Michelle Kwan never won gold 3. Dan Marino never won a Superbowl 4. JK might kill Harry 5. Hilary Swank has two Academy Awards and Kate Winslet has none??? WTF??? I love Kate Winslet. I.Love.Her. For her talent, for acting and not fame-ing, for looking like a beautiful real person and not a manufactured Hollywood one, for her deep sexy voice and her gorgeous sexy accent… in my mind, she"s as perfect as it gets. Full Story

Slender Cam in Barcelona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

Now Cameron Diaz has always been thin but these days, she"s been looking MUCH slimmer than she has in almost two years. Here"s Cam with JT"s mom in Spain, still maintaining her current new level of cute but decidedly smaller, especially compared to last year and the year before that. Check it out. Full Story

Justin Freed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2006 12:00:00 June 23, 2006 12:00:00

After 3 years of captivity, Justin Timberlake has been released at last! As first reported by Janet Charlton JT has ditched his dog, just in time for to start pimping his new single and his subsequent new album due out in September and of course what looks to be a follow up tour to reassert his place on top of the pops. Full Story

The UnHermaphrication of Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

Sweet Goddess. I think it"s the 2nd Cam sighting in a row where I haven"t been fascinated by her dual genital condition. Is it possible? Has Hermy Diaz lost her balls? Here she is leaving Shag the other night looking surprisingly lovely. By no means gorgeous, but decidedly unmangled which, when you consider what we"re dealing with, is actually the stuff of miracles. Full Story

The Family Pitt: an update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

As expected, the Pitts made the official announcement on Saturday through People, yet another sign that the magazine is the leading candidate to win the baby photo sweepstakes (for more details on their campaign, click here http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=3809). Shiloh Nouvel. Shiloh meaning the gift, the peaceful one, the messiah. Full Story

The Daily Skitty: Heather Graham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2006 12:00:00 May 20, 2006 12:00:00

When I first met my husband, the two women on his Freebie 5 were Cameron Diaz and Heather Graham. Obviously, I married a blind man who grew up in a trailer park. And while his mother would totally kill me if she knew I said that – because Poles are far, far from trashy (she pulls out the best silver EVERY time we go over for dinner. Full Story

The Untrannification of Nicolette Sheridan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2006 12:00:00 May 16, 2006 12:00:00

Well goodbye hermy Diaz! Something happened to Nicolette’s penis and its disappearance has done wonders. In fact, out of the 5 wives, I’d say Nicolette was the brightest at the ABC upfronts the other day. The brightest and the most refreshed and definitely the most impressive. Could it be the surprising effects of cheesy soft pop 103. Full Story