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The Daily Skitty: Heather Graham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2006 12:00:00 May 20, 2006 12:00:00

When I first met my husband, the two women on his Freebie 5 were Cameron Diaz and Heather Graham. Obviously, I married a blind man who grew up in a trailer park. And while his mother would totally kill me if she knew I said that – because Poles are far, far from trashy (she pulls out the best silver EVERY time we go over for dinner. Full Story

The Untrannification of Nicolette Sheridan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2006 12:00:00 May 16, 2006 12:00:00

Well goodbye hermy Diaz! Something happened to Nicolette’s penis and its disappearance has done wonders. In fact, out of the 5 wives, I’d say Nicolette was the brightest at the ABC upfronts the other day. The brightest and the most refreshed and definitely the most impressive. Could it be the surprising effects of cheesy soft pop 103. Full Story

Courteney & Jen: a beauty-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

Umm…Courteney Cox, hands down. Never understood why it was always Aniston getting the hype on Friends and not Courteney. Maybe it was those permaperky nipples that just wouldn"t go to bed. But side by side? No comparison, y"all. None. Take a look at Jen and Courteney at an event honouring the Arquette family tonight in LA. Full Story

Julia Roberts: Frump Nation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Dressing this way to rehearsals or on a casual stroll to market is one thing. But wearing it to a fancy event in New York??? No gossips. This isn"t just about bad taste or wickedly awful style. THIS is a deliberate attempt at a "message through fashion." So what is Julia trying to say? It"s obvious, non? "There"s nothing worth photographing here. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson: becoming Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

Just when you thought it was ok to fall completely in love with someone, they go and do something so d*ckhead you have to go back to the beginning and reassess your position. Such is the case with Scarlett Johansson. The sign reads: "I"m being harassed by the person taking this picture." Now if it"s one thing I can"t stand about celebrities, it"s when they piss and moan about the way they"re followed around, as if they"ve done nothing to warrant the attention. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Brooke Shields

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2006 12:00:00 March 20, 2006 12:00:00

Don"t mean to bag on a pregnant lady but for someone who is supposed to be the picture of fertility, I find it ironic that she"s starting to look so much like a man. Those arms are kinda frightening and, worse yet, she reminds me of Cameron Diaz. It"s the most awful thing to say because I adore Brooke and I do feel badly but I can"t help but hear my friend Dr. Full Story

From Nanci: Cam can"t finish?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

Is she can"t finish your favorite man-girl Cameron Diaz? Dear Nanci, I wish! However, Cameron"s pretty game when it comes to burping, sucking, and fellating. She also doesn"t have a drinking problem which is the issue plaguing our unfortunate hunk and his skanky lush. Full Story

Cam clings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2006 12:00:00 February 12, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of trannies... here"s Cam, from Dlisted And no, before you ask, Cameron Diaz is NOT the subject of that particular blind item you"re thinking of. Cam is in London, filming with Jude Law and Kate Winslet. She is far, far away from her boy and as strange as this sounds, Ms D is rumoured to be uncharacteristically insecure, calling Justin incessantly, demanding to know where he is and who he"s with at all times. Full Story

From Misty: on hermaphrodites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

I"m not a fan of Cameron either but I wanted to know if the hermy thing is true?? I also heard years ago that Jamie Leigh Curtis was born with both parts, is it true?? Dear Misty, First, let me cover my Chinese ass. I have no insider knowledge of Hermy Cam’s dual parts. Nor do I have any idea if Jamie Lee is cut from the same genetic mold. Full Story

Justin Timberlake: The Diaz Effect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2006 12:00:00 January 29, 2006 12:00:00

Today is a day for cleansing and so while I am ashamed to tell you the following, I feel compelled to do so. It is important to begin the new year with a clear smutty conscience. Once upon a time, my loins might have desired Justin Timberlake. Not for long, but for a few weeks there, it turned me on that he possessed Britney"s flower. Full Story

The National Post

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2006 12:00:00 January 26, 2006 12:00:00

If you are not interested, please skip to the next. I’m very, very flattered about your interest in reading the National Post article that appeared last week. So instead of emailing it to so many of you, I’ve posted it below. Vancouver Web gossip column gets the scoop: "Smuthound": Scandal sheet began as simple correspondence National Post/Fri 20 Jan 2006/Page: A2/Section: News/Byline: Kelly Patrick With their legions of professional star-stalkers, it should have been easy for the Hollywood tabloids to break news of Katie Holmes"s pregnancy. Full Story