Cameron Diaz Gossip

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Justin Freed

June 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After 3 years of captivity, Justin Timberlake has been released at last! As first reported by Janet Charlton JT has ditched his dog, just in time for to start pimping his new single and his subsequent new album due out in September and of course what looks to be a follow up tour to reassert his place on top of the pops. Full Story

The UnHermaphrication of Cameron Diaz

May 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Goddess. I think it"s the 2nd Cam sighting in a row where I haven"t been fascinated by her dual genital condition. Is it possible? Has Hermy Diaz lost her balls? Here she is leaving Shag the other night looking surprisingly lovely. By no means gorgeous, but decidedly unmangled which, when you consider what we"re dealing with, is actually the stuff of miracles. Full Story

The Family Pitt: an update

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected, the Pitts made the official announcement on Saturday through People, yet another sign that the magazine is the leading candidate to win the baby photo sweepstakes (for more details on their campaign, click here Shiloh Nouvel. Shiloh meaning the gift, the peaceful one, the messiah. Full Story

Rosario Dawson has no friends

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"ll preface by saying that I adore Rosario Dawson. I thinks she"s walking sex. Love her. Having said that, I also think Rosario has a huge, huge problem. And her problem is that she is incapable of dressing herself. She is incapable of finding a dress that fits properly, that celebrates her curves and her vavoom and gives her body the oomph and the lift it deserves. Full Story

The Daily Skitty: Heather Graham

May 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I first met my husband, the two women on his Freebie 5 were Cameron Diaz and Heather Graham. Obviously, I married a blind man who grew up in a trailer park. And while his mother would totally kill me if she knew I said that – because Poles are far, far from trashy (she pulls out the best silver EVERY time we go over for dinner. Full Story

The Untrannification of Nicolette Sheridan

May 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well goodbye hermy Diaz! Something happened to Nicolette’s penis and its disappearance has done wonders. In fact, out of the 5 wives, I’d say Nicolette was the brightest at the ABC upfronts the other day. The brightest and the most refreshed and definitely the most impressive. Could it be the surprising effects of cheesy soft pop 103. Full Story

Courteney & Jen: a beauty-off

May 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Umm…Courteney Cox, hands down. Never understood why it was always Aniston getting the hype on Friends and not Courteney. Maybe it was those permaperky nipples that just wouldn"t go to bed. But side by side? No comparison, y"all. None. Take a look at Jen and Courteney at an event honouring the Arquette family tonight in LA. Full Story

Julia Roberts: Frump Nation

May 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dressing this way to rehearsals or on a casual stroll to market is one thing. But wearing it to a fancy event in New York??? No gossips. This isn"t just about bad taste or wickedly awful style. THIS is a deliberate attempt at a "message through fashion." So what is Julia trying to say? It"s obvious, non? "There"s nothing worth photographing here. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson: becoming Cameron Diaz

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just when you thought it was ok to fall completely in love with someone, they go and do something so d*ckhead you have to go back to the beginning and reassess your position. Such is the case with Scarlett Johansson. The sign reads: "I"m being harassed by the person taking this picture." Now if it"s one thing I can"t stand about celebrities, it"s when they piss and moan about the way they"re followed around, as if they"ve done nothing to warrant the attention. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Brooke Shields

March 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don"t mean to bag on a pregnant lady but for someone who is supposed to be the picture of fertility, I find it ironic that she"s starting to look so much like a man. Those arms are kinda frightening and, worse yet, she reminds me of Cameron Diaz. It"s the most awful thing to say because I adore Brooke and I do feel badly but I can"t help but hear my friend Dr. Full Story

From Nanci: Cam can"t finish?

February 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is she can"t finish your favorite man-girl Cameron Diaz? Dear Nanci, I wish! However, Cameron"s pretty game when it comes to burping, sucking, and fellating. She also doesn"t have a drinking problem which is the issue plaguing our unfortunate hunk and his skanky lush. Full Story