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From Nanci: Cam can"t finish?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

Is she can"t finish your favorite man-girl Cameron Diaz? Dear Nanci, I wish! However, Cameron"s pretty game when it comes to burping, sucking, and fellating. She also doesn"t have a drinking problem which is the issue plaguing our unfortunate hunk and his skanky lush. Full Story

Cam clings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2006 12:00:00 February 12, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of trannies... here"s Cam, from Dlisted And no, before you ask, Cameron Diaz is NOT the subject of that particular blind item you"re thinking of. Cam is in London, filming with Jude Law and Kate Winslet. She is far, far away from her boy and as strange as this sounds, Ms D is rumoured to be uncharacteristically insecure, calling Justin incessantly, demanding to know where he is and who he"s with at all times. Full Story

From Misty: on hermaphrodites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

I"m not a fan of Cameron either but I wanted to know if the hermy thing is true?? I also heard years ago that Jamie Leigh Curtis was born with both parts, is it true?? Dear Misty, First, let me cover my Chinese ass. I have no insider knowledge of Hermy Cam’s dual parts. Nor do I have any idea if Jamie Lee is cut from the same genetic mold. Full Story

Justin Timberlake: The Diaz Effect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2006 12:00:00 January 29, 2006 12:00:00

Today is a day for cleansing and so while I am ashamed to tell you the following, I feel compelled to do so. It is important to begin the new year with a clear smutty conscience. Once upon a time, my loins might have desired Justin Timberlake. Not for long, but for a few weeks there, it turned me on that he possessed Britney"s flower. Full Story

The National Post

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2006 12:00:00 January 26, 2006 12:00:00

If you are not interested, please skip to the next. I’m very, very flattered about your interest in reading the National Post article that appeared last week. So instead of emailing it to so many of you, I’ve posted it below. Vancouver Web gossip column gets the scoop: "Smuthound": Scandal sheet began as simple correspondence National Post/Fri 20 Jan 2006/Page: A2/Section: News/Byline: Kelly Patrick With their legions of professional star-stalkers, it should have been easy for the Hollywood tabloids to break news of Katie Holmes"s pregnancy. Full Story

Cam & JT: good news and bad news

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2006 12:00:00 January 18, 2006 12:00:00

The good news is that his mother denied reports that dogface is pregnant. The bad news is that she did not deny reports that they"re engaged. Sh*t. And on an entirely unrelated note, I came a cross a pic - from Pop Sugar - of Cam that I can actually relate to. Getting frustrated at your golf game isn"t particularly unusual. Full Story

Best Revenge – Matt Dillon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

Damn…how come I find him so hot all of a sudden? Thank Goddess Cameron Diaz was too stupid to hang on to this fellow. And now she’s with a much younger popboy who will eventually figure out that he actually doesn’t like having a dude and a chick at the same time. Yes, gossips. Revenge in Hollywood is sweet indeed. Full Story

From Janet M: about Drew Barrymore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

My question: Since I"ve been reading your site, I don"t think you"ve ever mentioned anything about Drew Barrymore. I"m curious - do you like her? hate her? What has she been up to lately? Dear Janet: I like Drew. A lot. She"s irritating in a daisy, flowers, frou frou kind of way and I certainly don"t approve of her friendship with Hermy Diaz, but not even a cold hearted bitch like me is immune to Drew"s sweet, vulnerable appeal. Full Story

The Daily Hermaphrodite: Evangeline Lilly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Trust me - I don"t want to make it a habit of bagging on Canadians but sometimes my compatriots just bring out the horns. What in the name of Hoff heaven is she wearing??? And it is just me or does she now look like she has a raging case of Diaz double genitalia??? Full Story

From Garfield aka Gnow Nothing:Gwynnie/Lainey suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2006 12:00:00 January 4, 2006 12:00:00

I was stumped for, like, three seconds by your Gwyneth obsession. After all, I think she"s no different from Cameron Diaz, SJP, Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston. All are shallow, soulless femme bots churned out by the star machine. Then it hit me like Madonna"s fakeness hit Sandra Bernhard. You"re a vampire! By sucking the essence of the "annointed," you probably feel like you take on some of her, er, whatever it is she has. Full Story