Carpets & Candids: Janet’s Cannes side-breast

May 25, 2012 13:14:52 Posted at May 25, 2012 13:14:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

That’s a really good argument for why to get your tits done: so that they can stand up in a dress without a bra. And I’m not kidding. There are so many amazing dresses that only work without a bra. And those of us who are not flat-chested (my dream chest) can’t do it. Unless of course you get them fixed so that they just stand straight up without assistance. If I were me I’d make them smaller, like between an A and a B cup and perky as sh-t. Because any bigger than a B, as you can see on Janet here, inevitably results in a smush. I don’t like when they’re rounded up like this and pushed together like two invisible hands are pressing them from the nipple and directing them towards the sky. At least Janet’s valley isn’t as hideous to look at as Tori Spelling’s.

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