Carrie Underwood Gossip

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Country Girls & Country Bitches

April 2, 2012 16:40:56 Posted at April 2, 2012 16:40:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Getty

Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect her award from Blake Shelton. I mean, at least on the outside, she was willing to roll. Full Story

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Eyelashes & Sparkles

February 13, 2012 15:50:11 Posted at February 13, 2012 15:50:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Kevin Winter/Getty

Amazingly enough, I didn’t hate Country Bitch’s tricked out white dress she wore for the carpet. Comparatively, that is. From her, we’ve seen a lot worse. And it was better than the dark brown green, again bedazzled, situation she put on to perform with Tony Bennett. That...was not my favourite mash-up. Full Story

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Country B-tch vs the Canucks

May 2, 2011 11:52:24 Posted at May 2, 2011 11:52:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Underwood performed at 2011 Stagecoach: California’s Country Music Festival yesterday. According to her website she’s not taking the stage again until June. Which means she should be free to be back in Nashville tomorrow night when the Canucks play the Predators in Game 3 of Round 2 of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Full Story

I didn’t hate it

April 4, 2011 09:59:02 Posted at April 4, 2011 09:59:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’m not Country Bitch’s biggest fan. Not feeling the purple dress she wore on the carpet last night at the ACMs. Definitely not feeling whatever it is you call it that she put on for her performance with Steven Tyler. But I do like the way she moves onstage. I like that she can jump around like that, get her heart rate up and still find breath to sing. Full Story

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Jakey’s Country Exes

April 4, 2011 09:32:18 Posted at April 4, 2011 09:32:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal was not at the ACM Awards last night. He was however represented by two exes. As already noted, Reese Witherspoon was there to present and jizzed all over everyone in her chicken drum stick dress including Taylor Swift, who pulled out her “oh gosh, I don’t believe it” move at the end of the night when she was declared the ACM Entertainer of the Year. Full Story

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Country Bitch gets her trade

February 10, 2011 10:13:00 Posted at February 10, 2011 10:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the team is in such trouble, they’re looking to shake it up. Full Story

5th Row Country BitchFace

January 28, 2011 07:25:57 Posted at January 28, 2011 07:25:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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Worst Tendrils: Country Bitch

January 17, 2011 06:29:17 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story

Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde

January 17, 2011 06:20:56 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:20:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story

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Country Bitch hates Montreal

January 7, 2011 08:26:00 Posted at January 7, 2011 08:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During an interview yesterday with a radio station, Carrie Underwood decided to piss on Montreal. She and husband Mike Fisher were there recently and “our (rental) car got broken into. We had to...call them and be like, 'We're sorry! The car is broken.” So now she associates the city with auto theft. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Blair Waldorf

December 3, 2010 07:17:28 Posted at December 3, 2010 07:17:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s a question for you know-it-all bitches: what do you enjoy more? Sex... or being right? I want you to really think about that. Sex is the obvious answer, but that would mean you’ve never had bad sex. Or sex with a truly vile person. I’ve had too much of both. In fact, most of the people I’ve slept with have been hideous. Full Story

Country Bitch 0 for 8

November 11, 2010 06:51:01 Posted at November 11, 2010 06:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country Bitch. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from this far away. And the glass of orange juice that puked all over a toga. Full Story

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Country Bitch hates Canada?

August 20, 2010 09:15:07 Posted at August 20, 2010 09:15:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country Bitch refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Full Story

Marriage vs Engagement

July 14, 2010 07:27:00 Posted at July 14, 2010 07:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course People Magazine has the all “exclusive” Carrie Underwood wedding photos. You get what you pay for. So all that bullsh-t drama leading up to the event, as Country Bitch tried to block public access, and was going full military on the secrecy of the mission and the location and not letting guests know where and when and whatever – all for privacy? Really? Not privacy, no. Full Story