Carrie Underwood Gossip

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Country Bitch for the gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2012 17:05:22 June 12, 2012 17:05:22
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I’d almost rather choke than be complimentary to Carrie Underwood but right now she really deserves it. Country Bitch was interviewed by The Independent in the UK recently and was very clear about where she stands on gay rights: "As a married person myself, I don't know what it's like to be told I can't marry somebody I love, and want to marry. Full Story

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Country Bitch be shoutin’ down the phone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2012 21:43:55 May 1, 2012 21:43:55
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Did you read Carrie Underwood’s “Fill In The Blanks” with ESPN.com about the NHL playoffs? Click here if you missed it. Carrie loves “winning, winning, and Mike winning”. Mike of course is Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators. And you know I’ve been saying that the Predators look scary, that they might be taking Country Bitch to the final. Full Story

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Country Girls & Country Bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 16:40:56 April 2, 2012 16:40:56
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Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect her award from Blake Shelton. I mean, at least on the outside, she was willing to roll. Full Story

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Eyelashes & Sparkles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 15:50:11 February 13, 2012 15:50:11
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Amazingly enough, I didn’t hate Country Bitch’s tricked out white dress she wore for the carpet. Comparatively, that is. From her, we’ve seen a lot worse. And it was better than the dark brown green, again bedazzled, situation she put on to perform with Tony Bennett. That...was not my favourite mash-up. Full Story

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Country B-tch vs the Canucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 11:52:24 May 2, 2011 11:52:24

Carrie Underwood performed at 2011 Stagecoach: California’s Country Music Festival yesterday. According to her website she’s not taking the stage again until June. Which means she should be free to be back in Nashville tomorrow night when the Canucks play the Predators in Game 3 of Round 2 of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Full Story

I didn’t hate it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 09:59:02 April 4, 2011 09:59:02

As you know, I’m not Country Bitch’s biggest fan. Not feeling the purple dress she wore on the carpet last night at the ACMs. Definitely not feeling whatever it is you call it that she put on for her performance with Steven Tyler. But I do like the way she moves onstage. I like that she can jump around like that, get her heart rate up and still find breath to sing. Full Story

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Jakey’s Country Exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2011 09:32:18 April 4, 2011 09:32:18

Jake Gyllenhaal was not at the ACM Awards last night. He was however represented by two exes. As already noted, Reese Witherspoon was there to present and jizzed all over everyone in her chicken drum stick dress including Taylor Swift, who pulled out her “oh gosh, I don’t believe it” move at the end of the night when she was declared the ACM Entertainer of the Year. Full Story

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Country Bitch gets her trade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 10:13:00 February 10, 2011 10:13:00

What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the team is in such trouble, they’re looking to shake it up. Full Story

5th Row Country BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 07:25:57 January 28, 2011 07:25:57

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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Worst Tendrils: Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:29:17 January 17, 2011 06:29:17

This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story

Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 06:20:56 January 17, 2011 06:20:56

She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story

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