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Country Bitch hates Montreal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 08:26:00 January 7, 2011 08:26:00

During an interview yesterday with a radio station, Carrie Underwood decided to piss on Montreal. She and husband Mike Fisher were there recently and “our (rental) car got broken into. We had to...call them and be like, 'We're sorry! The car is broken.” So now she associates the city with auto theft. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Blair Waldorf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 07:17:28 December 3, 2010 07:17:28

Here’s a question for you know-it-all bitches: what do you enjoy more? Sex... or being right? I want you to really think about that. Sex is the obvious answer, but that would mean you’ve never had bad sex. Or sex with a truly vile person. I’ve had too much of both. In fact, most of the people I’ve slept with have been hideous. Full Story

Country Bitch 0 for 8

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 06:51:01 November 11, 2010 06:51:01

I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country Bitch. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from this far away. And the glass of orange juice that puked all over a toga. Full Story

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Country Bitch hates Canada?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 09:15:07 August 20, 2010 09:15:07

Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country Bitch refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Full Story

Marriage vs Engagement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 07:27:00 July 14, 2010 07:27:00

Of course People Magazine has the all “exclusive” Carrie Underwood wedding photos. You get what you pay for. So all that bullsh-t drama leading up to the event, as Country Bitch tried to block public access, and was going full military on the secrecy of the mission and the location and not letting guests know where and when and whatever – all for privacy? Really? Not privacy, no. Full Story

People getting married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 07:26:40 July 12, 2010 07:26:40

So many people getting married. Got married. Am sure you’ve heard: Carrie Underwood to Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt to John Krasinski... The wedding details should be available on the cover of a magazine some time soon. Can’t wait to see Country Bitch’s gown. Somehow she always tacks it up. Full Story

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Country Bitch is all smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 10:01:27 June 10, 2010 10:01:27

It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and she rewards them back. Full Story

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Country Bitch silver and legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 10:08:42 May 27, 2010 10:08:42

You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no matter what she wears it’s like you’ve already seen it. Full Story

Country Bitch finally wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:55:28 April 19, 2010 07:55:28

She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done Country Bitch. Aside from the fact that she kinda blew off Reba McEntire, CB’s acceptance speech wasn’t too grating. Full Story

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Country Bitch and a beagle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2010 11:41:41 March 30, 2010 11:41:41

This little girl...well... she makes her tolerable. Beagle puppy! As you know, I have a beagle. My beagle is prick. Like, all beagles are naughty – and this one looks pretty naughty – but my beagle redefines Attitude Problem. While Jacek and I were away recently, Marcus stayed with Fiona. Full Story

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They all try to act and sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 15:58:00 February 15, 2010 15:58:00

Why do they all have to do both? Country Bitch can sing. Who says she can act? The same applies to so many of them. In reverse too. Like Leighton Meester. Acting good. Singing, no. Anyway, here’s the Country Bitch in Hawaii shooting Soul Surfer this weekend showing off her best Country BitchFace. Full Story

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