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From the Country Bitch’s closet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:21:53 June 1, 2009 07:21:53

Cheating on your maybe gaybe husband is no excuse for looking like sh-t. This dress is so much ass I can only assume it comes from Carrie Underwood’s closet. Looks like something she would wear. It’s MTV. It’s the Movie Awards. Do it short or wear jeans. Or something that implies you’ve been at the beach. Full Story

Country Asskisser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 10:29:32 April 7, 2009 10:29:32

Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’s cussed out and dismissed. Full Story

Queen of Country changes 10 times

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:44:37 April 6, 2009 07:44:37

Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing how badly she dresses. Full Story

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Country Bitch through security

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 15:32:07 March 18, 2009 15:32:07

If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through security without her sunglasses on, hell no. Full Story

Tale of Two Puck Bunnies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 08:32:28 March 12, 2009 08:32:28

Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some competition to contend with, tried to keep the scowling and the ducking from the cameras to a minimum. Full Story

Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 10:09:37 March 10, 2009 10:09:37

Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. He floats and he crabs. Full Story

Tiffany gift for Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 14:19:00 March 9, 2009 14:19:00

Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off he goes. Full Story

Country Bitch Maple Leaf Makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 13:55:00 March 3, 2009 13:55:00

Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy teammates with crabs, yeah crabs, is not a fixture on the club crawl. Full Story

Stay home or sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 09:37:18 February 17, 2009 09:37:18

I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row in a shut-out. Too little too late… but this is not a sports blog. Full Story

Grammy Gold & Tacky: Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 11:31:00 February 9, 2009 11:31:00

She changed like 10 times the entire night. And every time it was the ass. If you want to rank the ass in order of worst to not so bad but still bad, #1 being the most horrid, I’d say it was the arrivals gold borrowed straight from Dolly Parton. See how even skinny girls can look bloaty with a bad dress? Also…don’t understand the hair. Full Story

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The People’s Country Matchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 06:48:30 January 8, 2009 06:48:30

She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… Matching plastic earrings. Full Story