Carrie Underwood Gossip

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Country Asskisser

April 7, 2009 10:29:32 Posted at April 7, 2009 10:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’s cussed out and dismissed. Full Story

Queen of Country changes 10 times

April 6, 2009 07:44:37 Posted at April 6, 2009 07:44:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing how badly she dresses. Full Story

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Country Bitch through security

March 18, 2009 15:32:07 Posted at March 18, 2009 15:32:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through security without her sunglasses on, hell no. Full Story

Tale of Two Puck Bunnies

March 12, 2009 08:32:28 Posted at March 12, 2009 08:32:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some competition to contend with, tried to keep the scowling and the ducking from the cameras to a minimum. Full Story

Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood

March 10, 2009 10:09:37 Posted at March 10, 2009 10:09:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. He floats and he crabs. Full Story

Tiffany gift for Country Bitch

March 9, 2009 14:19:00 Posted at March 9, 2009 14:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off he goes. Full Story

Country Bitch Maple Leaf Makeover

March 3, 2009 13:55:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 13:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy teammates with crabs, yeah crabs, is not a fixture on the club crawl. Full Story

Stay home or sit DOWN

February 17, 2009 09:37:18 Posted at February 17, 2009 09:37:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row in a shut-out. Too little too late… but this is not a sports blog. Full Story

Grammy Gold & Tacky: Carrie Underwood

February 9, 2009 11:31:00 Posted at February 9, 2009 11:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She changed like 10 times the entire night. And every time it was the ass. If you want to rank the ass in order of worst to not so bad but still bad, #1 being the most horrid, I’d say it was the arrivals gold borrowed straight from Dolly Parton. See how even skinny girls can look bloaty with a bad dress? Also…don’t understand the hair. Full Story

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The People’s Country Matchy

January 8, 2009 06:48:30 Posted at January 8, 2009 06:48:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… Matching plastic earrings. Full Story

Country Wax

November 13, 2008 07:58:58 Posted at November 13, 2008 07:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Underwood won big last night at the CMAs. She also changed, like, 45 times. And each time she came out, she still looked like her wax figure so in the style department, she’s not exactly kicking Porny Simpson’s ass… As for that mall hair I mentioned in reference to Taylor Swift – straight on top, curly on bottom – perfect example right here on Country’s biggest bitch whose ego, if you can believe it, is actually heavier and more volatile, than her hair. Full Story