Carrie Underwood Gossip

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Country Wax

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 07:58:58 November 13, 2008 07:58:58

Carrie Underwood won big last night at the CMAs. She also changed, like, 45 times. And each time she came out, she still looked like her wax figure so in the style department, she’s not exactly kicking Porny Simpson’s ass… As for that mall hair I mentioned in reference to Taylor Swift – straight on top, curly on bottom – perfect example right here on Country’s biggest bitch whose ego, if you can believe it, is actually heavier and more volatile, than her hair. Full Story

Country Bitch and some guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 06:02:55 October 7, 2008 06:02:55

Country music’s biggest bitch was in Toronto the other day and she’s apparently dating some guy called Travis Stork who used to be on The Bachelor… Thanks to Ashley for sending this in – she saw them at Café Nervosa in Yorkville on Sunday: They sat at a table that gave me a perfect view of them - like, I couldn't help but watch them because they were right in my line of sight! So, I watched. Full Story

Michael and the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 10:51:14 August 29, 2008 10:51:14

Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more chiselled. I also prefer when he has Fierce Face rather than Fame Face. Full Story

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No Porny! No no!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:28:13 August 21, 2008 08:28:13

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Country Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 12:41:16 August 11, 2008 12:41:16

You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story

How Chace Broke Free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 11:42:00 April 7, 2008 11:42:00

Carrie Idol’s snippy bitch came loose yesterday during Idol Gives Back when she was asked about Chace Crawford. She snapped that they actually broke up over text message and while she insists it was a mutual decision, given her choice of words, clearly the girl is bitter. "It was completely mutual. Full Story

Understatement of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:27:00 April 3, 2008 09:27:00

Chace Crawford’s sister Candice spoke to People.com about her brother’s break up with Carrie Underwood, explaining that “he was upset” over the split but that he’s now “doing okay”. Full Story

Pretty Boys out for Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 09:33:00 March 13, 2008 09:33:00

New York last night – Chace Crawford and his always coiffed head apparently having dinner with maybe gaybe Hugh Dancy who is himself rocking some curious looking pupils. Hm. Hugh has been shooting Shopaholic with Isla Fisher… perhaps he’s totally bagged. Must be. Stranger still – Hugh’s possible gay has been remarkably dimmer due in small part to his relationship with Claire Danes and also to his career. Full Story

Grammy Worst Dressed: Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

Didn’t think it was possible but this hair is actually WORSE than Ken Paves. When you can actually SEE the line of the hairpiece, it’s pretty much rock bottom hair. In these times, with this kind of access, it is CRIMINAL to rock a cheap weave. CRIMINAL. What makes it even more pathetic is that you can practically smell her objective. Full Story

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Learning from Carrie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 09:36:56 December 14, 2007 09:36:56

Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo. Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Full Story

The GMD Christmas Gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 00:00:00 December 13, 2007 00:00:00

The clever boys at Towleroad have unearthed these delicious photos of Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. So cheese and SOOO ‘Mo! My Main Gay Darren is probably panting right now. Darren – you ok, baby? Of course Darren’s reaction is nothing compared to the GMD… stuck in the closet with never a moment to release, it’s photos like thest that send him back to the audit. Full Story