Some print is superior to other print. Like... right away, you know, and you don’t even have to be an expert, that this is most definitely NOT Erdem, right? This is Naeem Khan. Who also regularly dresses, ahem, Vanessa Hudgens and Stacy Keibler. So I’m just saying. Oh my God this f-cking hair. Full Article

It’s a good look for her. And rare. And on trend with the sheer panelling Sasha wrote about last week – click here for a refresher. The problem, as it often is with Carrie Underwood, is the hair. Full Article

Last week there was this white feathered mullet dress on stage – click here for a refresher. This time it’s another mullet situation, with a floral print? I guess the mullet is like her peplum.  Full Article

Where does she find this sh-t? As for the people who design it, is it simply about cost...or is there ego involved too? Like, Versace did it 10 years ago. But...let me make it BETTER, let me add to it here, and cut it there, and improve on it everywhere. Obviously there’s a certain clientele that would agree. Full Article

She really does. She has great legs, and I want to know what she uses to lube them because they’re nice and moist without looking super slick. What would happen though if Carrie Underwood wore something with a matte finish? Like no sparkles, no sequins, no sheen, nothing...? Would it be like an allergic reaction? Before you ask, me I think those shoes are disgusting. Full Article

Amazingly enough, I don’t totally despise what Carrie Underwood wore to the CMT Awards last night. It certainly wasn’t the worst we’ve seen from her. But goddamn that f-cking hair... Is this a flat style? Or is it a big style? Is it limp and beachy or is it teased and fluffy? Full Article

Where Carrie Underwood is concerned, even if there are no sequins, it still has to be big. Like wedding big. I hate dresses like this. And before you go there I would hate it on Gisele Bundchen too. Because it's too obviously... Oscar de la Renta. Sarah Jessica Parker can sometimes elevate the predictability of an Oscar de la Renta with imaginative styling. Full Article

I can’t hate on anything that’s happening here...except maybe the shoes. All considered though, where she’s concerned, it’s a good look. What do you think of that wrist bag? I like the idea of the wrist bag. But this wrist bag looks like an overnight toiletries bag. Or one of those pouches they give away with a bundle at department stores at Christmas – buy the 100ml Clinique fragrance and the facewash and get a bonus lipstick and this velvet quilted clutch free! Full Article

Make me look like Dorothy Hamill, that had to have been the request from Country Bitch last night to the stylist doing her hair. Otherwise, what kind of a professional would lower themselves like this??? And those shoes are f-cking ugly. Looks like purple Velcro on a 10 year old playing Wonder Woman dress up. Full Article

By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So that’s 37.5%, almost 40%. Please note that “didn’t hate” doesn’t mean “like”. Full Article

The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she showed up in a one shoulder, zebra-ish with a black tulle overlay dress that defies the laws of good taste and, naturally, decided to pair it with some kind of old lady situation on her head that looks like it comes with a GODDAMN HAIRNET. Full Article