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A phone for my ma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 08:39:55 May 9, 2011 08:39:55

Catherine Zeta-Jones is shooting a movie with Gerard Butler, Uma Thurman, and Jessica Biel in New Orleans. She hit up the New Orleans Jazz Festival with her mother, and also Jimmy Buffet’s wife Jane. CZJ is “listed” at 41. If you didn’t know it was her, and you just looked at her phone, and the way she’s tricked it out, would you think she was 41? Or would you put her closer to 65, living in Florida, going to bingo? Or 61, Chinese, hitting up the casino even in a wheelchair? This is what my ma did on Mother’s Day. Full Story

Angelina, Brad...and Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 08:25:00 July 22, 2010 08:25:00

When asked recently by Elle (thanks Benita!) whether or not he makes the ladies fall in love with him on set, Javier Bardem downplayed his own sexy beasty-ness and instead decided to mancrush all over Brad Pitt: “No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. Full Story

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Zeta has an LA Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 10:32:03 June 14, 2010 10:32:03

Do you remember LA Face? Click here if you need a refresher on LA Face. Dude, Catherine Zeta-Jones is walking around with LA Face. A bad case of LA Face. LA Face was on display last night at the Tony Awards where she won Best Actress in a Musical. LA Face and Whitney House sweaty face. Full Story

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A united front

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 13:02:16 May 11, 2010 13:02:16

She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and moves ahead. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Michael & Zeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 11:50:00 April 6, 2010 11:50:00

It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what seems like a long time. Full Story

Sit DOWN Zeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 11:20:31 March 23, 2010 11:20:31

Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it's Meryl Streep. Zeta has made a string of terrible movies. Full Story

Wife & Escort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 06:59:18 September 28, 2009 06:59:18

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of a hotel, it’s like a rich horndog who rang up the escort service for a little transaction Pretty Woman styles. Full Story

She dresses her real age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2009 08:38:39 June 12, 2009 08:38:39

Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law dresses more contemporarily than she does, though I suppose, marrying who she married, Zeta kinda has to age the wardrobe accordingly. Full Story

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Old & Rich

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 09:32:14 March 6, 2009 09:32:14

She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That coat is probably the down payment for the townhouse I have eye on. Full Story

Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 09:29:33 November 10, 2008 09:29:33

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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Who got a peel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 06:53:17 October 2, 2008 06:53:17

Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will be fired. Full Story