Catherine Zeta Jones Gossip

Catherine Jones gossip, latest news, photos, and video.

She’s married to him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 13:59:15 September 22, 2008 13:59:15

Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is more than skin and bones…but can love make lust for skin and bones? This is Michael Douglas, thin skin and oldy bones in New York for the ringing of the Peace Bell at the UN on Friday. Full Story

Asian Eyes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 11:31:00 April 29, 2008 11:31:00

Check out Catherine Zeta-Jones shooting in New York today on location for The Rebound. Call me Cruise but her eyes look like they’ve had an Asian lift. Matter of a fact, her face looks remarkably fresh – almost 10 years younger. Beautiful. Is she simply well rested… or did she get a referral from Madonna and Demi Moore? Photos from Full Story

Without Michael

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 15:37:00 March 10, 2008 15:37:00

What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, Zeta looks freshly waxed, in more ways than one, and easily 10 years younger than her usual vibe whenever the geriatric is around. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Geriatric Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones:“No one wants to f*ck an old man, especially for four hours. Full Story

Grandpa’s Last Stab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2007 00:00:00 August 21, 2007 00:00:00

Check out Catherine Zeta Jones and her geriatric husband Michael Douglas yesterday at the premiere of his upcoming King of California in which he plays a crazy person released from a mental hospital who convinces his daughter Evan Rachel Wood to go digging for Spanish gold underneath the local Costco. Full Story

Is this Wonky?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Look at her. Catherine Zeta Jones is a Goddess. Her face, those lips, that overbite, the body, the hair, and the most perfect nose…all of it, the most wonderful package wasted on Michael Douglas. Sigh. Check her out, gorgessity all over NYC on promo for No Reservations (which I hear sucks large donkey ass), from Martha to Letterman to the red carpet, looking divine each time. Full Story