Smutty Social Media, November 11, 2015

November 11, 2015 21:30:17 Posted at November 11, 2015 21:30:17
Maria Posted by Maria

Leo is 41 – so when he gets a year older, does his bonafide age box go up a year as well?


Rise and shine! Early call time this morning, caught the sunrise #iloveLA

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When will the tide turn on the tacky mess that is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show?

Madonna brought her opening act, Idris Elba on stage in Berlin. I don’t know if she does that for all of her guests, but who wouldn’t pay him a little special attention. Bring him onstage, invite him backstage…. I’m sure she’s just being polite. I’d be polite to him. All day long.

The chatter around Jimmy Fallon’s “clumsiness” continues to heat up. He’s an NBC boy through and through – how will they handle it? Will they protect him? And, if there is some truth behind the rumours, what exactly does “protecting” mean? It can be argued that the protection is one of the problems.


Thank you for dinner @michaelschlow and everyone at @dorettaboston.

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Breakthrough performance of the year: Aziz Ansari’s pops. Read this caption, feel the guilt swelling, and call your parents if you can.


My dad took off most of his vacation time for the year to act in Master of None. So I'm really relieved this all worked out. Tonight after we did Colbert together he said: "This is all fun and I liked acting in the show, but I really just did it so I could spend more time with you." I almost instantly collapsed into tears at the thought of how much this person cares about me and took care of me and gave me everything to give me the amazing life I have. I felt like a total piece of garbage for all the times I haven't visited my parents and told them I wanted to stay in New York cause I'd get bored in SC. I'm an incredibly lucky person and many of you are as well. Not to beat a dead horse here and sorry if this is cheesy or too sentimental but if your parents are good to you too, just go do something nice for them. I bet they care and love you more than you realize. I've been overwhelmed by the response to the Parents episode of our show. What's strange is doing that episode and working with my parents has increased the quality of my relationship to my parents IN MY REAL LIFE. In reality, I haven't always had the best, most open relationship with my parents because we are weirdly closed off emotionally sometimes. But we are getting better. And if you have something like that with your family - I urge you to work at it and get better because these are special people in your life and I get terrified when my dad tells me about friends of his, people close to his age, that are having serious health issues, etc. Enjoy and love these people while you can. Anyway, this show and my experiences with my parents while working on it have been very important in many ways and I thank for you the part you all have played in it.

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