Smutty Social Media, April 17, 2017
This morning, Lainey wrote about Leo and Orly at Coachella. Someone creeped a photo from their house and it’s been floating around on Instagram. So many Doritos. But it is from this year? Leo’s top knot is making me question the timeline.
New pic. Leo at a house in Coachella Valley last night. So yup, he's a part of the Coachella festivities again this year. His hair looks neat and tidy💕And yeah you can see Orlando Bloom behind him, Leo's spending quite a bit of time with him these days. Sometimes Leo's hair looks dark, but when you see him next to a true dark haired person e.g Orlando Bloom's hair is dark, you realize Leo's hair is light in comparison #coachella
Solange met Joanne the Scammer but pulled the photo down. I’m devastated.
The most obnoxious genre in the flood of Coachella posts is the private plane, demonstrated here by Rita Ora and Ryan Phillippe. How have these two not hooked up yet?
Reese Witherspoon was there too, presumably with her daughter Ava.
In a new blog posts, Drew Barrymore calls Coachella a “revolving Woodstock of this generation that is purchasable.” I agree that it has evolved into a replicable (and consumer-driven) aesthetic carnival, but Woodstock was a landmark once-in-a-lifetime event. Coachella is more like Frozen for millennials – completely oversaturated.
This Easter Bunny has secrets.
Not sure about this 'Donnie Darko' remake. pic.twitter.com/pqDZCP8G0I— edgarwright (@edgarwright) April 17, 2017
Gwyneth Paltrow in the morning.
Having a monster opening weekend can’t save The Rock from in sweating his ass off in a Pikachu costume.
The first time Jasmine's favorite character, Pikachu came to visit her months ago she was only crawling. For Easter Sunday @laurenhashianofficial and I thought, Pikachu should make a special visit once again. Well, Pikachu didn't account for the fact that now Jazzy RUNS and for 2hrs straight she wants to play her new favorite game, "I run away and you chase me Pikachu. And you're not allowed to take a break until I go night night". At the end of the vid you can hear her yell, "Peekyu" because she can't say, Pikachu. I'm tired, today's my only day off, it's 118 degrees in this costume and Hobbs keep trying to p*ss on my leg. And I luv every minute of it. Bring it on. It's what daddy's do. Happy Easter to you guys and enjoy your families. #Rockachu #DaddyPuttinInWork #TheGameThatNeverEnds #PikachuLooksBloated
Katie Holmes is on vacation. With Jamie Foxx? US Weekly reported that they are ready to go public, but I don’t know if I believe it. One Instagram photo, or even hint, would accomplish a lot, they don’t need a kissing photoshoot on the rocks in Rhode Island. And still nothing. They continue to keep their sh-t tight.
Rihanna is the only one who can pull this off. No one else should attempt it.