Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2016
Today I am taking a cue from Beyoncé and exercising restraint. I will not give into the thirst of famewhores. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks. Instead, Zendaya.
What Michael Buble is trying to say is that he's in the Beyhive.
This is, without a doubt, the greatest photo ever taken of Zac Efron. Kudos to him for sharing it.
I guess they couldn't get paid for an announcement this time around. When their first baby was born, they tied the reveal in with a laundry detergent sponsorship.
Celebrity siblings -- will there be stories of feuds and petty jealousy? This is my dream Vanity Fair issue.
Speaking of families, whenever your parents or siblings annoy you remember: it could be worse.
Dakota and Melanie go boating in Vancouver.