Smutty Social Media, August 16, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at August 16, 2016 19:31:54 August 16, 2016 19:31:54

When your jeans are so tight you can only fit 3 fingers in the pocket. Do you think he had to lie down on the bed and use a coat hanger to zip them up?

I’m guessing this is a flashback scene for Jane the Virgin.


My favorite tv Hubby 😻 #JaneTheVirgin (be nice #teamrafaels 😘)

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Nina and Ellen have a “Made in Canada” face-off. They both said ‘sorry’ and ‘excuse me’ 12 times while taking of this photo.

58 years of Madge.


Cuba Libre πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ίβ£πŸΎ

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I wouldn’t trust Ozzy to fart on my bed. I think he’s a guesser. As in he’s doesn’t know if he’s going to fart or poo, so he guesses.


#ThatAkwardMomentWhen your dad is trying to fart while you are watching TV! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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When Jerry Seinfeld was 39, he dated 17-year-old Shoshanna (pictured here with Rachel Zoe). It was not a big deal at all. Can you imagine that happening today?! Anyway, Shoshanna is now a grown-ass woman and successful designer. She spends a lot of time in the Hamptons with a very elite group of friends – do you think she ever runs into Jessica and Jerry?


Old friendships are the best kind πŸ’–πŸ’– @shoshannagruss #beachnight #drumcircle #hamptons2016 XoRZ

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In an interview with The Sunday Times, Karlie said Mrs. West is “lovely.” Worried that her Squad Membership would be revoked, she tweeted out this weak ass clarification. No one is using her words to “pit women against each other.” That’s just a catch-all for when celebrities don’t want to engage. We don’t need you Karlie, we have the Day of Receipts. What kind of punishment do you think Taylor doles out? Pulled off group text for a week? Disinvited from a weekend in Rhode Island?

I’ve been so caught up in Jelena that I missed this, so thanks god for The Shade Room, they capture everything. Orange is the New Black’s Dascha Polanco tweeted this shortly after JLo was announced to play Griselda Blanco (which I wrote about here). She then tweeted and deleted a clarification that if she was coming for someone, she’d tag them. I say it was shade. What say you?


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