Smutty Social Media, August 29, 2016
In her extremely limited time on stage last night, Rita Ora was trying the most. She was straining for a “moment” with Ansel Elgort. But do you think, being surrounded by people who actually make music and music videos people care about, Rita felt her place in the celebrity pecking order? “Vmas we did it again” - did what boo you were on stage for 10 seconds introducing Nick Jonas.
Miley Cyrus skipped the VMAs for yoga and dogs (and probably some weed). Good call.
The Times published a “day in the life” story on Balthazar Getty, and I straight-up snorted when I read about his wake-up time and breakfast routine (I won’t spoil it for you here.) It’s like everything you think of really rich people is true and I thoroughly enjoyed learning about Balthazar’s bike collection. He’s not so pleased with it though.
I started working when I was 13 and supported myself and family. Btw— Balthazar Getty (@BaltGetty) August 28, 2016
You can't believe rubbish that you read in the paper. Btw— Balthazar Getty (@BaltGetty) August 28, 2016
JLo has never been subtle about love, or loving love, or her need to be in love. Her memoir was called True Love. Which is why I worry this isn’t the last we’ve seen of Casper Smart.
Drew is on a major fitness kick right now, it’s all over her Instagram. Cameron seems like a solid hiking/workout partner, she wouldn’t jam out because she got her period.
OK this is a throwback: Melanie Griffith’s sweet 16 party.
I saw this on Kathleen’s Twitter feed and had to share it: Chance the Rapper is all of us when Beyonce crashes his interview.
Whenever I see a Jeremy Renner daddy/daughter post, it makes me think of this uncomfortably hilarious song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. It even works with zero context.